OLD come piss yourself with laughter

[Moanybalonie]

Not gonna bore you with the back details but get this, the weekend is not even over yet & I've already had two separate serious requests from previous 'one-daters' TO MAKE A BABY!!!

Yes, I barely know you, we're not in a stable committed relationship & you want to make a baby with me?! leave aside that I don't actually have a womb any more Perfectly sound idea....when shall we start?

Honestly?! Really?! WTAF????

WHAT?!!

Clearly, you're giving off some kind of hormone that signals your utter suitability as a host womb. Have you recently changed your perfume?

I remember seeing a dating profile of a guy when I was on pof that basically said he was looking for a woman to have a minimum of 6 children with so dates would need to be prepared to have regular unprotected sex with him, preferably from the first date.
O.k.

check your profile for typos ASAP did you write 'mating' instead of 'dating'

Cripes.

Do you have good hips?

Lmao.

You obviously have fertile and child bearing vibes.

Not interested? Quells surprise!

ah you cheered my crappy day up

WTAF??!! that is bizarre.

you should reply saying "I'm glad you think I'm so marvellous that I should set about creating a mini-me immediately, if not sooner, in order to ensure global benefit of a possible of a possible recreation of me, but ....ha ha ha NO."

You've actually BEEN on dates with these men?

So they didn't give off any procreative vibes when you chatted to them before agreeing to meet up?