Christmas present ideas

[Bubblebath01]

DP fucked off 5 months ago, 27 years together, him 52, her 21. Cliché I know. Me broken heart. Struggling financially, emotionally, with children (18 and 16) son has had to give sixth form with stress
Me struggling uni course nursing. Wonderful parents taking us to Orlando for Christmas. DP now insisting on taking little girl on long planned weekend with children to nan's. DD refuses to go. DS reluctant, I have offered to take my offspring to avoid them spending time with her. Him throwing hiss fit, I imagine he can't get a babysitter
Anyhow, what to get a narcissistic fuckwit ad Christmas present?

A spring planter filled with narcissi bulbs.......

There is a whole page, ... or pages ... google Mumsnet Christmas,
they would have plenty of ideas, lol, good luck

At 16 & 18, he can't insist the DCs go anywhere or do anything with him - he'd be better off focusing on how to make them want to do stuff with him... You are surely asking for outrageous MN fantasy gift suggestions, not seriously getting him a present?!

If the dc are 18 and 16, who does he need a babysitter for? His current squeeze?

For Christmas I suggest you sign him up to one or all of the catalogue companies that offer cures for baldness, incontinence pads/pants, trusses, walking aids, funeral plans, etc for men as he's not long off needing their services.

If you're married to the fucker cradle snatcher I suggest you present him with a petition for divorce by way of a New Year's gift that will enable you to start 2016 as you mean to go on - living happily without him.

In confused, why are you looking at Christmas present ideas for him?

Tongue in cheek, saga subscription great idea

'Not quite a paedophile' t-shirt? No seriously, divorce petition is the way to go.