Friend going through a divorce........check list of what to expect and all cliches

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I have been divorced and seen numerous friends through it.

My recent friend is text book.

1. He wants time out - affair.

2. Get back together - fling didn't work out.

3. Nasty to her - next fling

4. Going to the gym, buying new clothes

5. Not responding to texts or emails

6. New fling is working great

7. Friend crying all the time and thinks her life is over and finished

8. Obsessing about ex-husband and googling new woman to a state of insanity

9. Now she wants to have a fling to 'prove' something

10. Can't understand that DH has moved on

11. DH tells her he will always love her (usually by text these days)

12. She thinks - We can be friends and go to the pub together occasionally

13. Other woman does not want her in this country NEVER MIND in the pub with HER man

14. Friend moves on and doesn't speak to you again...........

Which examples have you been through or sat with a friend through?