can someone answer quick condom question please?

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Found 3 in dh's drawer, not hidden. He knows I go in there when tidying/putting away.
Found 3 mates natural condoms all individual, not in strips. It's been years since we used them and we don't need them now for contraception. If use by is Nov 2019 when do you reckon they were bought? Is that how they come out of vending machines (3 loose ones)When we bought them from chemist in boxes I thought they were attached in strips if you know what I mean.

You can use them as water carriers as long as you support them with a long sock (water tastes a bit ick, though, especially if you get one of those that has some kind of lidocaine with the spermicide...) - the skills you learn doing D of E!

I once had a bf who refused to use a condom, when asked why he exclaimed " because they are all too small and too tight for my girth" .
I said ok we'll go to boots and ask if they have anything large enough for your big head

Sorry I've had wine !!!