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Hubbahubby · 28/07/2015 16:16

This is probably the wrong group but how long should penetration last for? Does it matter? If you ensure your oh is happy does it matter?

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DrMorbius · 28/07/2015 16:20

The last time we had a poll on this the average was 3 hours.

goddessofsmallthings · 28/07/2015 16:24

3 hours duration 4 times a night sounds distinctly average to me DrM

Hubbahubby · 28/07/2015 16:36

Oh that's alright then ????

I was being serious though ????

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fourflights · 28/07/2015 16:42

If you are actually being serious, then you must realise what a ridiculous question it is. About 3 minutes here, plenty long enough.

Hubbahubby · 28/07/2015 16:45

Sorry for me it's a worry - oh says she's happy but I'm not convinced! It's not a convo I feel I can have with male friends

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FredaMayor · 28/07/2015 16:48

Yup, agree with DrMorbius, the Durham punk rock band Penetration used to take the stage for about 3 hrs in their heyday.

Goddess, sadly they overextended themselves latterly as you say and everyone was then left deflated at the end of the performance.

Nowadays they have tossed their instruments to a new lineup, OP, worth checking out for the live 23 minute version of Come into the Open.

Grin
Joysmum · 28/07/2015 17:08

Hooray the school hols Grin

For your info, there doesn't always have to even be penetration, depending on what you both fancy at the time.

Jan45 · 28/07/2015 17:14

hahahaha.

Smorgasboard · 28/07/2015 17:18

Lol, there's a question with no answer if there ever was one. Different lengths of time with different and the same person, depending on a host of variables. How long a woman requires? Well that depends on what mood she's in at the time so, there is no right answer! Maybe you are asking the wrong question, and the wrong people. Overall, if she appears happy, she likely is, but if you are not too bashful to get your kit off, why be too shy to ask? Funny how some people can't talk about things themselves and need to ask a forum.

MyDogAteMyBelt · 28/07/2015 17:58

It's going to be a very long summer....

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