Other women

[sarahhot636]

Is it just me or do most women fancy other women ?

Ummmm, no.

welcome to mumsnet "sarah"

just you "Sarah"

Obviously we all prefer men and their massive throbbing cocks.

But sometimes at a slumber party...

Are you a man?

6 foot 3 inch " Sarah " has a big throbbing cock I'd wager....

Or maybe a little one that is familiar with the death grip.

WTF?! How is this a thread? Straight women don't. Gay/bi/curious women do. End of. Sorry to disappoint OP, if as already suggested, you are in fact a man.

Haha just noticed your full name!!

sometimes at a slumber party when I am having pillow fights with my girlfriends and their nighties ride up I get a bit of a stirring down below

is thst what you meant ?

What can I make for tea tonight out of courgettes? I have a glut in the garden and am running out of ideas

Ooh, that was a goady thread title. I'll step away while the OP continues his lesbian fantasies that we'd all shag our mates given half the chance

I love courgettes but I'm rubbish at cooking so I can't help you penguin

I love courgettes but I'm rubbish at cooking

Don't worry, courgettes aren't for cooking with, they're for shoving up your friends' fanjos after your pillow fight.

Nope, sorry Bathtime... that was a bit too quick.

I was still in Grease, singing Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, as prompted by AFs post... I need a bit more nightie billowing before I can get to basting courgettes.

Only ones named Sarah

Jeez, Lazy, what is it with you broads taking so long to get your basting juices flowing?

When I was a teenager not very attractive and very self conscious of how l looked.
Every women I saw seemed to be gorgeous. But that was probably just my inferiority and extreme jealousy.

Now thankfully I hAve blossomed and morphed to being completely unrecognisable. In looks and personality. So those feelings have now completely diminished,
But other than that. I am very much a mans' lady

Oh. Is it school holidays already?

I fancy our women's footie team to do better in the next world cup and might bung a bet on next time.

(Channels inner Queen Victoria) I'm not sure I understand the point you're trying to make, OP?

how unlike the home life of our own dear Queen

Everyone is being so rude. Poor Sarah wants to know the truth. The truth is I've snogged all of my female friends and once or twice a year we get carried away watching female porn together and reenact what we're watching.
All women do this, but it's a little secret we keep from men.

It's usually the changing rooms that do it for me - y'know, when we all start playfully flicking each other with towels and stuff…

oh yes. just like every man secretly fancies other men.