After finally deciding to move on from weird ex (the one who even changed my Christian name when introducing me to others) I joined a well known online dating site- his friend viewed my very honest profile and low and behold ex was a member next day- the funny thing is its full of crap, spelling mistakes and his first date would be a beach walk- he struggled to walk from his local to his house, BUT his username googled comes up firstly on urban dictionary as this- the craziest beat looking mother fucker around, constantly snorts coke by the pound and has set with multiple women, known by his hairy chest and big cock. 