Don't want to leave you broken hearted...

[Inexperiencedchick]

Please can anyone explain me this expression:

"I would like to have a relationship with you but don't want to leave you broken hearted"

Just can't understand what kind of relationship it might be if the person is warning about his exit before even starting anything...

Thanks in advance for everyone who will drop some lines here.

translation: "I would like you as a fuck buddy and I'm scared you'll want more."

It means you should flee and not touch this person with a 10ft cattle prod.

They are saying that they will have fun with you and you will be dumped after that.

It means they think they are completely amazing and you are are not.

It's Twat for "I want to use you as a fuck you but will give you absolutely nothing back in return."

But really, we should be thankful that such a man comes with an audible "run for the hills" sign on him. Saves an awful lot of hassle.

Tell him "thanks. We won't be dating then, all the best, bye."

A fuck toy ... Sigh, autocorrect.

Thanks, I thought the same...

That he doesn't see the future with me... And don't even hide it!

Idiot!

:)

That he is a complete idiot. Did you start laughing when he said it?

'That he doesn't see the future with me... And don't even hide it! '

But he's fine with using you for now. Cock womble.

'Glad you were truthful. Best we go our separate ways so I can find what I'm looking for. Good luck.'

And then you delete this person out of your life as if you had never met him.

Lol

I would translate it as:

"I want to shag you, but if any other offers come along then I will shag them too because I will have my cake AND I will eat it".

Doesn't sound like the best basis for a relationship to me.

Jesus, run for the hills,

Reply, "sorry, I am going to have to break your heart right now. " get rid.

What a arrogant asshole. People like that you really can live without. Talk about self importance!

Someone who thinks they are oh so very clever and mature. And yes, God's gift. But aren't!

Exactly what MermaidAvenue said!

Run woman!! RUN!!

Unless you are up for a bit of no strings sex I wouldn't bother

No, I'm not ;)

It's a precursor for displaying any behaviour he wants, after all he has warned you.Guaranteed it will be twatish behaviour, he sounds very cock sure of himself and is assuming you want an attachment and will fall hopelessly head over heels in love with him. THanks, but no thanks.

Hah! As everyone above has said. Thank goodness that this one displays such a touching mix of conviction of his utter SexGodliness plus extreme stupidity - sending a text like that - he might as well have stapled a card to his head saying I Am A Raging Entitled Twat.

If you REALLY want to fuck him off, reply thus:

'Lol, you sound like Alan Partridge or something - perhaps you're right, those that risk dallying with the Sex God will ultimately taste only heartbreak! Tragically, I think I will have to pass. I certainly can't risk tasting such incredible, yet forbidden fruit. Again, LOL.'

AKA I am really amazing and will inevitably just want to fuck you with a few superficial emotional moments thrown in and then dump you because I am amazing.

I.e a twat. Tell him to fuck orf.

God...what an amusing man. You couldn't make this up. Christ.

It's all true :)

Arrogant twat...... I sincerely hope you laughed at him when he said that. Can't believe some blokes still spin that level of shit.

I would like to have a relationship with you but don't want to leave you broken hearted"

The meaning is as others have posted above. Similar phrases and translations here: www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/more-translations-i-dont-want-to-hurt-you-youre-out-of-my-league-and-other-such-sayings/

The correct response is to laugh and say with a cheeky smile as you sashay out the door prior to never speaking to him again, "Oh sweetie, it would take a better man than you to leave me broken hearted"