dh wasn't content with "just" getting smashed and going to a strip joint...

[sombre]

I've changed my name coz I'm actually quite embarrassed....but it seems too good not to share. I don;t know whether to laugh or cry (or how long to make dh suffer). Utterly out of character (I know, everyone says that...) dh got smashed off his head last night with just one mate and they went to a strip joint. (I'm not hardline about stripping but he has never in his life been to one outside a stag do, so am a bit taken aback). but that's not the end. he stumbles in at 1 am....tells all, I am shocked. shortly after I notice a foul stench...as if his misdemeanours weren't already great - he's only trodden dog shit throughout the house. what's a girl to do? bloody DOG SHIT. EVERYWHERE.

Yuck. I just spent the afternoon sorting out a room and there as green mould growing over old vomit.

No I knew what you meant rocksteady, there are (a few) worse things to worry about than dog shit I suppose. It just made me laugh.

frannyandzooey...im not suprised you laughed, it was a bit of a random comment to make!! i like your comeback..."i think youre lucky it was just your house being repossessed and not him telling you hed gone and slept with someone else"

"i think youre lucky it was just malaria and not him telling you hed gone and slept with someone else" that made me laugh.................mainly at myself for being so random!! sorry everyone, i think you knew what i meant ha ha!

I will see if it will work on dp

"i think youre lucky it was just me spending £200 on the credit card and not me telling you I had gone and slept with someone else"

I think that sort of comment might end up with him a tiny bit twitchy and off to flirt with hc again ...