Excuses not to have sex !!!!

[dizzymeg]

Thanks you lot..... My DH as just read the thread on here about the embarassing thing being done during sex. He's now decided that he's very horny and I'm going to be in trouble later !! HELP.... I need excuses please ASAP !!!

"I'm sorry.. my hymen has regrown..and this time it's impenetrable.."

(This 'scientific' explanation is sure to baffle him...)

Well girls, by the time I'd given DD her last feed, washed up and sorted the steriliser, went upstairs and DH had saved me from using any excuses..... snoring away !!!!

Scientific excuses wouldn't work on a paramedic anyway, but thanks....

Thanks again, will write these down for future use

Oooh has he got a uniform. Get him to put it on and indulge in a little role play fantasy to ginger things up a bit.