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Need seduction tips.. Quickly

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excitedbutscared · 18/04/2015 23:55

hi.. Sorry for the short but sweet post

I'm quite shy, and am going through some 'issues' with my DP ( longer, explanatory post tomorrow)

Anyway, I need to find a way to get my DP into bed! We're sitting watching tele, I've lost the bra (all other clothes still on), have made subtle hints that 'I'd like to go to bed' but need to move it on! He's getting tired and don't want to lose the opportunity! We only see each other weekends and for whatever reason, this could've the last time for a while (more tomorrow)

How do I do it?

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MuttonCadet · 18/04/2015 23:57

Be direct, quick snog and then suggest you take it upstairs. (Subtle)

WastingMyYoungYears · 18/04/2015 23:57

Tell him to get his coat Grin?

LaurieFairyCake · 18/04/2015 23:57

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.

Says Pinterest Grin

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excitedbutscared · 18/04/2015 23:58

I tried the snog.. He gave me a peck then turned his head away! Starting to take it personally, but he's normally quite 'frisky'..

Need a plan B!

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excitedbutscared · 19/04/2015 00:00

Shall I just say... I need you!? Wink wink

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CuttedUpPear · 19/04/2015 00:00

Try getting off your phone/tablet

...and giving him the attention instead

WastingMyYoungYears · 19/04/2015 00:05

I don't get it, he's your partner - surely you can talk about sex?

britneyspearscatsuit · 19/04/2015 00:05

I'd personally head down Ann Summers...I know you can't do that tonight but men are very visually aroused.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 19/04/2015 05:06

Yeah, but not by Ann Summers. Tacky.

Joysmum · 19/04/2015 07:26

Surely there's nothing more sexy than outright saying your horny and want to play?

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excitedbutscared · 19/04/2015 08:24

joysmum I did exactly what you suggested

It worked Grin

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BitOutOfPractice · 19/04/2015 08:55

I usually find "fancy a fuck?" works well! Grin

ALaughAMinute · 19/04/2015 09:44

Get undressed and straddle him.

AuntieStella · 19/04/2015 09:46

What did you do in the end? And did it work?

(To seduce, you understand, not the full ins and outs)

AuntieStella · 19/04/2015 09:47

Oh, crap Blush

More coffee needed to improve my reading skills. Ignore me.

hereandtherex · 19/04/2015 10:12

Anne Summers!! Seduction!!!!!

God, going by the state of some of women I see in my local AS, I can only assume they have a new range of 'Horny Hippo' lingerie.

ShumbTucker · 19/04/2015 11:05

That was a nasty post hereandthere. Hmm. Are overweight people not allowed to buy lingerie?

BastardGoDarkly · 19/04/2015 11:10

Angelina jolie is obviously posting under hereandthere Hmm

Dosydoly · 19/04/2015 11:58

hereandtherex cheers for that helpful insightful post....nob

BitOutOfPractice · 19/04/2015 15:32

Here. Lovely. You sound a real charmer.

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excitedbutscared · 20/04/2015 14:05

No Ann Summers kit needed of any kind.. no getting naked and straddling

I simply cuddled up to him, and whispered "I have something to tell you..." - he said "What?" - I simply whispered "I want you..." To which he replied - "Best we go to bed then!"

Phew - I was so nervous about it though!!! Once I said it, I was fine!

Yay!

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