*happy dance* FINAL DRAFT

[neverletgojack]

TODAY...FRIDAY THE 10TH APRIL 2015 IS A FUCKING FANTASTIC DAY...

My 'take no shit' solicitor emailed me my final copy of my divorce papers. I have been waiting 489 days for these bad boys!
Its real...its actually real now!
Very soon, I will no longer be 'Mrs Dickhead', my post will longer remind me of the past life. my doctors will call me by my maiden name. I will no longer reply 'seperated' when asked if I'm single...

soon...oh yes, very soon (due to the fact that dickhewad can't afford a solicitor due to his monumental drinking habit)...

I WILL BE DIVORCED.

Well done.

Just don't fall straight into somebody else's arms over the weekend, eh?

you should have a divorce party

it took 3 years to get my divorce due to my knobber being in a different country and a shit solicitor.

must

an awesome cake. ( I will try to find a pic of mine)

loads of friends

oprional

party games of pin the dick on a head shot of ex

Oh I will be partying hard the day those papers land on my doorstep.

The moral of this whole story is don't get married young. Divorced before 23. Pass the

You sound so happy! Wishing you all the very best for the future!

Best of luck! Good for you. Enjoy the rest of your life...

wish they had an emoticon for a party blower xx

Congratulations! It's a GREAT feeling isn't it?! ????

Woohoo, well done. Now get out there and enjoy the life you deserve!

Congrats!

Just to let you know, you can change your name back to your maiden name whenever you like by deedpoll, no need to wait for divorce papers, they don't mean anything wrt to your name I'm afraid!

I was really pissed off to find out I didn't just get my maiden name back when my divorce went through...

It's only about twenty quid online though but it's painful PAYING to get your own name back!!