Is there an equivalent of the naughty step for DH/DPs?

[TheBlonde]

Mine is in need of retraining
All suggestions welcome

My suggetion consists of eff off and don't come near me ever again.

Shouting and flouncing helps I find (not that i set out to do it, just seems to happen)

I'm too tired to flounce or shout

ok (know what you mean) Then just don't do anything. take to your bed and say it all getting too much, which it probably is.

Depends on the problem, I suppose. I find that going on strike sometimes works; when DH realises I've been weeding through the laundry bin and deliberately not putting his clothes in the wash with the rest, he usually realises sth is up. Ditto when we eat nothing but bread and cheese for more than, let's say, 5 or 6 days in a row.

It's the spare room or the sofa isn't it?

Problem is lateness - noone forces him to stay late at work and I would like to eat before 9pm

I'm too lazy to enforce the spare room option - it just means I've more sheets to wash