Not sure whether this is allowed

[MakeMeJumpIntoTheAir]

so MNHQ please get rid, if not

Seen this dating profile today - omg cannot believe this man

Looking for my true partner , Slim ,non smoker and not an alcoholic . Ooh and faithful !! Pretty easy really I would of thought but OMG the messages I get from smokers and chunky looking ladies ! Why why why hahaha. Got to laugh.

Is there such a thing as 'size-ist'?

I'd judge him right back for using of when he meant have!

'Would of'. Ugggh.

He mentioned smokers as well as chunky ladies so he isn't just sizeist. He could have wrote it in a less offensive and childish manner but I'm not sure why people who don't meet his criteria would reply to him when they are clearly not what he is looking for.
That ad isn't going to get him many takers though as he sounds like a 12 year old.

I am slim, non smoker and not an alcoholic. I can be faithful and am caring.

But the first time he said "would of" I would probably kill him

It's quite a camp profile really; I'm surprised he didn't put "I mean come on, shut up!" after he's written "chunky looking ladies".

Haha missed the 'of' bit - so shocked at the style of writing. What a tosser. It almost makes me want to join the dating site to tell him that!!

Surely profiles like this are really handy, you know the blokes a tosser from the start so dodge the billet.

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LOL - TheFeckless, you sound nice....what nights are you free ;-) (joke)

His narrow (and hilarious!) profile will probably find him someone equally unpleasant. Good luck to him!

If that's the worst one you've come across, you've got a lot to learn!

Oh those are the best profiles. There's no thinking involved, you just block immediately.

I read some awful profiles when I did it. But it made it easy to know who I was never going to message...

Well luckily I am not a full member of the site, so only get to read profiles, and even if i do get hounded, cannot respond, but yeah I'd say 80% would be blocked if I was able to do that