Nearly XH: please, PLEASE just fill the form in properly you thick wanker

[Cabrinha]

I just want the cheating bastard to be my EX husband.
I am so nearly there after him failing to return or completing incorrectly every fucking form.
I hated micromanaging you in our marriage, I hate it now.

Read the fucking form. Net MONTHLY income. Not annual.
You've missed 2/3 of your pension value off too.
Listen you thick wanker, you have three elements, you need to ADD THEM TOGETHER.
Now my solicitor will charge me for reading my email to her to tell her that your form in wrong.

I fucking hate you.

Thanks everyone for letting me have a wee space to rant! It is just so wearing. Every fucking step

There hasn't even been any arguments. I proposed well under what a court would probably award. Not put in for maintenance I would definitely get, etc.

It's just paperwork. And it has taken over a year because you just don't bother to do the forms properly. ARSEHOLE!!!!

Theres a reason he is your x.

Let him put his annual income as his monthly income... silly fucker's got no one to blame but himself if the court gives you a percentage of that. Hurrah!

Thanks ladies!
Poppy I did think that myself!
It's just a sort of covering one pager for an agreement we just want sealed by the court... so unfortunately I won't get any of this mythical 5 figure monthly income

You know, I actually think it's easy enough to not read properly and put annual not monthly. But there are so many other errors. And ah been on EVERY form. Sometimes deliberate fraud, other times just total stupidity!

Its pathetic the way he's trying to wind you up! Thankgod you'll be soon rid of him!

On this, I really don't think he's trying to wind me up. He really is just STUPID.