Fantasies

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Toyboy has always wanted to have someone "watch" us.
I don't especially as he wants the observer to be a female.
WWYD?
We have known one another iver 8 years, do not live together & he is not good in bed iykwim.
How to handle?

Say no?

oh I have done. I might just challenge him to provide!

Anything sexual has to be 2 ticks in the box, 1 from you, 1 from your partner.

Don't fall into the trap of trying to please your partner doing something you won't get pleasure from.

Having someone watch would only get his tick so it'll be a no.

Yeah, cos all us women fantasise about sitting there watching some bloke badly shag another woman

Exactly. And he is rubbish these days. Why his marriage ended, maybe?

Like a UN observer you mean?

She could wear a hat, come from an African country, and record "shots fired".

Eight years, you don't cohabit and he's no good in bed? Ideas of porn-inspired (I'm guessing) fantasies. Does he have any redeeming features that you keep him on?

Toyboy of 8 years? Say no, have some self respect and walk away from what seems a 'relationship'.

He's no good in bed, he wants you to agree to something you don't want... no. Bye, mister.

How will having some random woman watching you in bed improve things? Unless she gives him marks out of ten...

What about settling up a big mirror, then he can watch himself and perhaps see how bad he is

Maybe we could arrange a group of mumsnetters to come round and watch, we could all have score cards and mark his performance out of 10 ....

Or out of thirty:

out of ten for technique

out of ten for staying-power

out of ten for inventiveness