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How can I initiate DTD with DH?

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dragonontheinside · 30/07/2014 10:32

Help, I am a very shy, conservative women who wants to learn how to be bold in the bedroom. Advice or ideas ladies?

OP posts:
rosepetalsoup · 30/07/2014 10:36

Are you absolutely certain you're not a rather excited old man looking for titillating stories?

GoatsDoRoam · 30/07/2014 10:37

Assuming you are genuine and not a pervy teen with too much time on his hands during summer break:

Can you visualise what you would like your sex life to be like?

What do you think is holding you back from attaining that?

dragonontheinside · 30/07/2014 10:47

My friend always suggests to wear something pretty or sexy that needs to be remover (or not). The only problem with that idea is that I have 2 toddlers who co-sleep with us in the bed (granted it is two queen size beds so really big) but it makes it hard to get into it with them right there.

OP posts:
punygod · 30/07/2014 10:50

Quit the co-sleeping or put up with no shagging.

dragonontheinside · 30/07/2014 10:50

GoatsDoRoam I visualize something more inciting to him and me. Like dressing up, I kind of like that idea but don't know what to do.

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dragonontheinside · 30/07/2014 10:53

We live in a small place, we are expanding our house little by little.
Sometimes we just have the kids play outside and then we lock our door so they can't come it. But it makes it a little stressful if they all of a sudden want to come back in and it is locked. Haha.

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MrsPresley · 30/07/2014 10:57

You lock 2 toddlers outside? Hmm

Sorry but I think that's bang out of order!

louby44 · 30/07/2014 11:19

Do it in the living room whilst your kids are asleep!

Koothrapanties · 30/07/2014 11:23
Hmm
LuluJakey1 · 30/07/2014 12:47

Written by a 14 yr old on school holidays

Beeyump · 30/07/2014 12:51
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KateSMumsnet · 30/07/2014 12:56

Hullo folks,

We reckon the OP isn't entirely above board, so we'll be removing this thread shortly.

TonyThePony · 30/07/2014 16:09

What do they get out of these threads?? I genuinely have no idea. It baffles me.

LineRunner · 30/07/2014 17:01

Can't they just look at catalogues like normal boys?

CarryOnDancing · 30/07/2014 17:48

Teens are going to talk about co-sleeping are they?

Make a den in the living room after lights out and voila!

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