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Is this guy for real?

46 replies

Scarletohello · 11/07/2014 17:34

So I recently joined plenty of fish dating website in a vain attempt to meet someone nice but OMG there are some strange guys out there..!

This is an example of one of them. Should I meet him ( think I know the answer..)?

About Moomin
Hi,
I would describe myself as a bit of an 80's kinda guy, Im a massive Micheal Jackson fan, would love to have met him. You could say hes my hero. My ideal partner would love Greggs as i cant go a day without it.

I am good man looking 4 a good woman so if u like moomins (moomin being my nickname) i am your man. I take u out to greggs or tbh i wouldnt even mind going halfs on a bag of chips. As you can imagine i like to have fun! I like 2 c my mates, I like golf football etc i like all sorts of music i am a funny person i wouldd love 2 meet someone who likes me being me. im not the best of spellers lol i just like partying and having a good time, you got to keep smiling i say....

My ideal partner would have a love of Micheal Jackson tbh if not there wouldnt really be any point. Most of my spare time is spent perfecting his moves as one day i hope to make it big and iknow i will. I perform his music at alot of bars around the country. i doesnt pay yet but im not one to give up! I need to find that special someone who will drive me to gigs and collect me from hospitals after gigs.. maybe one day ill meet her!

OP posts:
Namechangearoonie123 · 11/07/2014 18:32

I think lesbianism, singledom, getting a lot of cats is 100 times more preferable than spending more than a moment on those weirdos.

I'd rather frig myself with a courgette

PlumpPartridge · 11/07/2014 18:36

But we ARE just monkeys in shoes!!

He's amazing. I want him instead.

Scarletohello · 11/07/2014 18:38

' I'd rather frig myself with a courgette'

Brilliant..!!

OP posts:
Scarletohello · 11/07/2014 18:42

And obviously I have no intention of meeting any of these guys but I do find it worrying that there are guys like that out there...

OP posts:
Sassy777 · 11/07/2014 18:59

pmsl love it!!! I was on pof for a few weeks and had lots of emails off complete morons... I only actually replied to 2 blokes lol. Didn't meet up with them as they put me off over the next few days by saying stupid things and sending me innapropriate photos of themselves (nothing rude, just top off)

captainmummy · 11/07/2014 19:18

OMG ' Henry IIIV times' ?? That means Henry 1st? Right?

Thank god I have no intention of going IDing.

myroomisatip · 11/07/2014 19:25

Thanks for that :)

I am sometimes slightly tempted to do OLD, now I am slightly less tempted! :)

I think I will get another cat...

happyyonisleepyyoni · 11/07/2014 19:31

He lost me at " I am proud to have won Kenilworth in Bloom 2 years running"

It would be bad to join POF just to laugh at the saddoes, right?

redundantandbitter · 11/07/2014 20:06

OP - sorry but they are sooooo funny.

I joined Match last night. Have several sensible emails already and am chatting to a fairly normal sounding bloke. Maybe try the paying route . Good luck. .

Still laughing at the Michael Jackson / hospital comment.

LividofLondon · 11/07/2014 20:45

What's wrong with the last one? I like his profile Grin He sounds a lot more funny and interesting than 99.99% of those with profiles on POF.

CurtWild · 11/07/2014 20:58

If I was up for dating (which I'm not but maybe one day when I'm feeling braver!) I'd take that last guy..but then I've never done OLD so he probably sounds like a crazy to those of you who have!

Scarletohello · 11/07/2014 20:59

Well ladies, if you like him he's all yours..! :)

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 11/07/2014 21:50

"Lipstick is for making your lips look like a happy vagina" ?

This guy is better than the others ? Hmm

AnyFucker · 11/07/2014 21:50

"Lipstick is for making your lips look like a happy vagina" ?

This guy is better than the others ? Hmm

AnyFucker · 11/07/2014 21:50

oops

BalloonSlayer · 11/07/2014 22:06

AF he is criticising that hypothesis.

Pay attention please.

TiggyD · 11/07/2014 22:09

I feel it's a bit rude to post their pictures and profiles on other sites.

AnyFucker · 11/07/2014 22:21

he is ?

then why does he come across a complete dick ?

is he meant to be "clever and ironic" ?

he looks like a twat to me...the end result is the same

Scarletohello · 11/07/2014 22:32

There are no pictures and tbh their profiles are public anyway.

I just wish these guys had a bit more self awareness and it makes me despair of what guys are like. Are guys online just a completely different breed..?

OP posts:
butterflygardens · 12/07/2014 00:15

Hahahaha any fucker that is funny x

daisychain01 · 12/07/2014 05:42

Red Drawf
I tought Mr Grey everything he knows

Obviously a man of culture then

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