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Women lowers her standards as she gets older - funny

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GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 17:58

www.theonion.com/articles/few-more-items-knocked-off-list-of-desirable-trait,36412/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default&recirc=dating

'“Maybe there are a lot of good guys out there who don’t listen to music or read more than a book a year. I guess I could figure out how to be okay with that.”'

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RubyGoat · 08/07/2014 18:01

Link appears to be broken.

FolkGirl · 08/07/2014 18:02
Confused
GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 18:03

www.theonion.com/articles/few-more-items-knocked-off-list-of-desirable-trait,36412/

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FolkGirl · 08/07/2014 18:03

I didn't think it was funny...

GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 18:03

Sorry guys

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GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 18:04

ah well, humour cant appeal to everyone.
Its taking the piss.

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thisisnow · 08/07/2014 18:11

I have had low standards since I started dating OH Smile

FolkGirl · 08/07/2014 18:18

Out of who, though?

The men for not being good enough?
The women for expecting too much?

FolkGirl · 08/07/2014 18:24

(not being awkward. just don't get it)

Fairylea · 08/07/2014 18:27

I can't get past the fact she's 29 and worried about being left on the shelf. Really?!

FolkGirl · 08/07/2014 18:30

I think that's what I got stuck on, Fairlylea

KillmeNow · 08/07/2014 18:37

I think The Onion is a site that you either get or you dont. Because of its writing style -and often subject matter -it seems like a real tabloid and people think its serious.

Well I am not 29 and have never been on a dating site but I can see the humour ( and some truths) in this. I like it Smile

GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 19:34

its taking the piss out of the way people say to women 'Oh maybe you are too fussy" when they haven't met someone special. and the presuption you should lower your standards

but if you dont get it thats FINE! Smile

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GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 08/07/2014 19:35

One WomAn

Two WomEn

whitsernam · 08/07/2014 19:35

The Onion is American, and it's one of my favorites!!!

GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 19:36

oh yes fair point
gets out rubber

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GretchenWiener · 08/07/2014 19:36

( thought you would realise it was a typo!)

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GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 08/07/2014 19:36

I enjoy the horoscopes on The Onion. Spookily accurate! Wink

GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 08/07/2014 19:38

No, I don't believe in tyopos (left that one in for you)

warysara · 08/07/2014 19:40

GretchenWiener: gets out rubber

I believe that is something that you should do a few dates in ...

Fairylea · 08/07/2014 19:42

Oh yes, getting out a rubber is a standard that should never be dropped.

:)

FolkGirl · 08/07/2014 20:13

its taking the piss out of the way people say to women 'Oh maybe you are too fussy" when they haven't met someone special. and the presuption you should lower your standards

Ahh... So neither of my options then Grin

I see... Wink

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