Are there couples out there who just have sex in bed, at night?

[Northerner]

REally?!!!!

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Yes and I hate it, it's sooooo boring! I'd love to do it in other places but it's always the same. Get to bed knackered, like to read my book, DH comes in naked, gets into bed then has a quick grope and a nudge and a wink and expects me to jump on him - pah!!!! What happened to amorous seduction and half clothed rampant shags on the dining table (and yes I used to do this pre kids)!!

Not us, although quite often in bed or the bedroom & also quite often at night, but not always!

I think you answered your own question there VGS - "pre-kids"

Iota - but ours are still young enough to be in their bed and out for the count by 7.30. Do we make time for seduction - nah.... However watch this space coz we are having or first night away with no kids in 3 years in a couple of weeks time .... perhaps the earth will move

hardly ever have sex at night too knackered
normally in the morning b4 work and i start at 7.15am
weekends are best i love lunch time sex

OK lets go through this

sex outdoors .. done it .. in the country you get sticks and leaves places you don't want .. in the town you have the thrill of possibly being caught .. but seriously once you've had kids its not as sexy as when you're nubile and everything is in the right place

sex downstairs .. well you get fluids places you'd rather not have to scrub, you have to clean the sides down, and its really not that comfortable

sex in the shower .. c'mon .. even when I was 20 this was danged uncomfortable if not to say nigh impossible at times

sex in the bath ... anyone heard of archimedes

sex in bed .. you're both there, you're both naked and the sheets just go in the wash

you forgot sex on the beach - ouch - all that sand

and sex in a car - ouch - all those knobs and levers

ha ha Twig!

Well, it also rather depends on where the children are at the time doesn't it? It's hardly easy to grab a quickie on the dining room table when a child could wander in any minute with 'muuuuum....' It would kind of spoil the moment for me. So yep, most of it in a bed, at night, due to a)work most days although we do have the odd day off together with children in childcare or the odd night in a hotel b) small children and c) comfort and old age. But since there's plenty of it and it's good quality so what?

Used to be very adventurous - there was a certain layby that we visited regularly near where a family I knew called the Andersons lived. 'Visiting the Andersons' became a euphemism... Bracken on the Mendips, many a glen and rocky valley on the Isle of Mull, woods on the Quantocks. But generally since we've been living together the whole point of al fresco shagging has disappeared. DH keeps trying to revive it as he likes the idea of sex in the garden at night but as I'm the one most likely to see the old lady next door in the morning I'm not wildly enthusiastic ...not to mention the unpleasantness of slugs and the cat poo underfoot. Living room is quite a frequent haunt and the bathroom on saturday mornings - only room in the house with a lock to keep the kids out. But bed tends to win these days.

Mind you I do prefer a good book.....

DP is well up for doing it in the car but i'm not one of these people who find's the risk of getting caught a turn on!

Always the bed on on the floor as the bed is vair noisy and my mum sleeps in the room directly below us!
Used to be the sofa, MIL's living room floor when babysitting BIL and SIL. but never outside or anything. Boring old me eh!

Ah pre kids, anytime, anywhere, anyplace !
Now..... Bed, nightime, except on Tuesday afternoons when we're both off and have no kids around !!
Sad, but Tuesday is now my favourite day!

Beds are just sooo much more comfy. Not had sex for a while as 'I'm 22 weeks pregnant so I've 'shut up shop for a while!'
I find doing it in other places gives me and DP shocking cramp! Beds all the way-how boring!

Rofl at "shut up shop" . Will have to say that to DP next time I am due my period.

I like bed best of all and after 7 years and 2 kids its deffo the best place although sometimes we get a bit frisky on the sofa too.

jeez no, we dont do it outdoors no more
coz we got busted oops

xex,whats that?

Tell us desperateSCOUSEwife!!!

Crazydazy-I think me and DP will have forgotton how to do it when my shop opens again! It'll be like a teenage fumble, awkward, painful and prob over very quickly!!!

which time daisypops
there has been 3 that i know of

gizmo, how about Orinoco? As in the Wombles of WIMBLEDON common? lol!

whoops, not gizmo, piffle! Congratualtions, btw.

DesperateSCOUSEwife-all three! Details please!

Twig - Whats archimedes??

I have sex in the bath and am now wondering what I am risking!!!!!

I'm with Twiglett

I didn't make my bedroom so nice just so I could sleep in it

I do recall one time in the car (pre-kids obviously) in a dark lane surrounded by fields/woodland etc. Police car passed, I shat myself and drove off at high speed in a panic - wearing only my bra. Very hard to drive in bare feet......

Those were the days! You're never going to look back in 5 years and say "Oh, remember that time we had sex in bed and you were on top! That was hysterical!"

Usually bed, but have the occasional knee trembler on the sofa or in the kitchen