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Is it possible for a man to have an Orgasm...

34 replies

fairyfly · 06/09/2006 20:54

without making a >ahem< mess.

Don't want to elaborate AT ALL.

Would like to know.

Thankyou.

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WestCountryLass · 06/09/2006 22:54

DH said it was a "direct hit"

I wodner whether if you are about to vulate your cervix sucks it all up?

Pan1 · 06/09/2006 23:01

Bloke here!!

Yes it can, and does happen, without the training or the prostate interference...but, in my experience, after multiple comings.being so turned on produces an erection, a blood flow, but v. liitle, ahem, mess..but that isn'tthe case here is it??

who is the 'concerned' part here?

post it in the men's room??

Beetroot · 06/09/2006 23:01

yes i felt crap the first day..are you following regime?

jasper · 06/09/2006 23:03

yes

NotAnOtter · 06/09/2006 23:06

have you ever seen the camera footage of a cervix 'dipping' into the semen when a woman orgasms yeuch

fairyfly · 06/09/2006 23:37

This is painful to write, but it's also very interesting so i must persist.

I " know " this mans mess. I have been dealing with it for some time. Usually normal amount. Just a weird freak occurence. It's not like he was getting rid of it all behind my back either as i woke him up.

I am not going to say, Babe Darling, i have been discussing your dirty muck on the WWW. Would you like to go in the mens room on Mumsnet and give more details?

It's not even an issue for him, he doesn't give a shit, he came and went to work.

Anyway back to dettoxing, this is like having a split personallity. I did less tbh beetroot, i've just eat fruit and drankl boiled water with lemon. I'm a big heffer. I will foloow yours down to the letter tomorrow, i needed just to start without following rules.

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Pan1 · 06/09/2006 23:44

Wasn't suggesting he should do this.

if it isn't an issue...why bother??

fairyfly · 06/09/2006 23:48

Why bother what?

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redzuleika · 07/09/2006 11:15

The other time I've seen this happen (although this probably isn't your issue) is in someone with many and varied medical conditions. They had 'retrograde ejaculation' - where the fluid refluxed back into the bladder. They were infertile.

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