Obviously sexually frustrated! What to do? (Besides having sex!)

[sezamcgregor]

Hello. My name is Sezamcgregor and I've not had a shag in 9 months.

I'm a serial dater and have spent years relying on boyfriends to give emotional support that I don't get from my parents. I know this, and I'm trying at the moment to have a break from men to allow me to clear my head and to be more confident emotionally. I'm really pleased that I've managed to not date anyone since my last boyfriend last August and have only had a few snogs since then.

Lately, I've realised that I am getting sexually frustrated and self-help just isn't hitting the spot. I have been offered some casual sex, though I'm not willing to end my celibacy and know that, from experience, no sex is better than casual sex.

Any advice please ladies...?

I vote u should play with yourself!

Get a goat and make cheese

Do what jake said and send him the clip

< sigh >

Take up a really demanding sport like long distance cycling which leaves you so tired you have no energy for lust And makes your parts too sore to bother too
But when you feel strong enough for dating you will know loads of fit men! (Guess what I did?)

Well done by the way. You sound sorted!

Get yourself some jiggle balls from Ann Summer...you'll never need a man again, ever

You don't want casual sex
You don't want a relationship
You don't want to DIY
What advice do you want?

Get a hobby!

Honestly Running, cycling, swimming, something you can put all your frustration into and get fit at the same time.

Its either that or go and buy up the entire supply of galaxy chocolate and chick flicks in the supermarket.

Or, get on love honey and order yourself something

Your choice

Exercise, cold showers and Bromine young lady and avert your eyes when a male crosses your path.

I find ironing helps.

Join a sporting club of some sort. I was in your exact position last year, only it had been 2.5 years without a shag sure everyone wanted to know that I already knew my DP through the running club I had joined in 2012, we got together last year and have been happily shagging ever since.

Get yourself some jiggle balls from Ann Summer...you'll never need a man again, ever

Tell me more .....

Advice? You seem sorted on the sexual front. So advice.. hmm always use sunscreen. Even in the uk climate. There.

Cycling,
20 miles each way will help you for a few days.
Then you'll be so sore just the thought of anything near your fanjo....
You get the picture.

...googling jiggle balls..

What about a massage? Might relieve the 'tension'

getthe ironing what, exactly?