CASTING FOR REALITY TV SHOW Desperate housewives of Battersea

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Hi there, we got this on our facebook local page, and it made me think of mumsnet, do you think these questions apply to you :

Are you the envy of all the local mums?
Does your husband earn more money then anyone you know?
Do you live a lavish life with a nanny, cleaner ec ?
Do you always have something to say about others?
Do your children go to a privet or boarding school?
Do you always have dinner parties?
Are you a "yummy mummy"?

If you feel you are what we are looking for please email us with a short paragraph about yourself and your family. Please also attach a picture.

(lighthearted obviously:-)

A privet school? What's that then?

It's where you go to learn how to be a hedge fund manager!

Media requests need to be paid for. I would imagine MNHQ will be in touch.

Just to let Mumsnetters who've reported this know that this post was posted for light relief and is not a sneaky ad (you'll notice there aren't any contact details). But do feel free to try to track down the TV company if your children went to privet school - sure they'd love to hear about their prickly experiences!

It was really posted on our local facebook page, spelling mistake and all !

Very good Cogito :)

My Great Great Great Grandad was transported to Botany Bay for running a Hedge School in Ireland in the 18th century.Does this count?

I was just about to say about the hedge schools Maras - and suggest that maybe a privet one is the posh english version (as the Irish Hedge schools were probably based around/under/in a furze bush!)

Sounds like they are trying to do a Made in Chelsea type thing for older viewers.

Milly :)