Putting a sexy spin on a family game - Sexual Uno anyone?

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Having enjoyed a big family game of Uno at the weekend, my 'friend' discussed how it could be made more exciting by putting a sexual spin on it, once the kids have gone to bed of course.

For example, laying down the draw 2 or 4 cards means the next player has to kiss you that number of times on any body part.

How about the wildcard? What could happen if that gets played?

At the end of the game, how about you add up the face value of the cards and that's how many minutes that person has to perform oral sex on the winner?

Have you put a sexual spin on any other games? Help me spice up my weekends people

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Erm... no But I did once use a simple DOS program that somebody wrote online which is used for generating random items for a list, I wrote a complicated algorithm for it to determine sex acts, a bit like an over-engineered sex dice!

Christ, who could be arsed? Why don't you just have sex!

Eugh. Just no!

Just buy a strap on

I can barely find time be arsed to have sex at all. Sod counting cards as well.

It makes me feel a bit sad that you have considered this.

No. Stop it. I love Uno. My DD loves Uno.

Just no.

Have you thought of creating your own Monopoly Board featuring the Oxo Tower?

Lol @ line runner.
Odd thread!!

Very odd, Dippy.

Sexual uno?! Jesus. You can buy games from ann summers if you really need this in your life. How could you possibly make up these rules with a straight face? Ok darling, you scored 8 so 8 minutes of oral sex please, off you go...cringe!

lol - maybe I should have started this on a Friday night. I just think it would be fun - cant see why ppl think its odd really.

I also LOVE playing pigs - that might be fun to sauce up too

How many players?

I think it's funny. No need to be mean to the OP. Probably better of just having sex though, that's pretty fun

Who would you be playing the game with?

I have played strip Uno in my murky past...

Personally, sex games make me cringe. At best they are so funny that they cease to be erotic. At worst they just make you feel like an extra in a pornified carry-on film. But each to their own. It would be a sad world if we all fancied the same people or got off on the same things.

I think raising the sexual tension through ever-so-subtle means rather than in-your-face games is actually far more exciting, especially in a situation where you can't do anything about it for a while.

Blimey, not very adventrous are we. My DW would try to make me loose with as many points as possible ;)

Live a little for gods sake, we are only here once and might as well make the most of it.

I guess one person's adventurous is another person's naff.

Well you could always play hoopla!

I might pee myself laughing though, and that would be the end of that.

I know this isn't my sort of thing because I've tried it out in many different forms already. I've had extremely adventurous sex in my life, thanks.

Funny really, but the more sex I've had, the more I've moved away from 'adventurous' sex because I've realised that for me real sexual excitement is all about the anticipation way before any clothes come off, and the quality of the orgasm at the end.

But like I say, each to their own.

How about Strip Connect 4?

Yes would be 2 player and with OH.

Tbh we discussed it, and it was probably more fun thinking of different things to 'do' on the different cards. Actually playing it out may just be a bit of an anti-climax.

Strip Connect 4 sounds funny, although Im shit at that, so could be just me naked!

Christ, who could be arsed? Why don't you just have sex!

I'll go with this one.

ExH once got some sex dice. I think they are still somewhere unused. Or have I thrown them away? Should I Freecycle them?

8 minutes of oral sex please

Good god, I'd be bored or already have orgasmed way before it finished.