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It's late and I've namechanged... but is it wrong to enjoy it when DH applies tongue to arse?

verysomething · 2013-10-26T02:31:06+00:00

Can't believe I'm writing this [thlblush] and I am a respectable married woman, naice ham from Ocado etc... but am I the only one who enjoys this? I told a girlfriend and she was [shock]. Been married 10 years and needless to say I am whistle-clean before I let DH near that area. And it's just for high days and holy days [blush]. He's only started doing it in the last couple of years. Also, um, I did it to him once and he loved it. Made sure he was scrubbed pure as the driven beforehand of course... it was after a wedding and we are in Luuuuurve. Please tell me this is not as kinky as I worry it is? [blush]

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verysomething · 26/10/2013 03:31

Can't believe I'm writing this and I am a respectable married woman, naice ham from Ocado etc... but am I the only one who enjoys this? I told a girlfriend and she was .

Been married 10 years and needless to say I am whistle-clean before I let DH near that area. And it's just for high days and holy days . He's only started doing it in the last couple of years.

Also, um, I did it to him once and he loved it. Made sure he was scrubbed pure as the driven beforehand of course... it was after a wedding and we are in Luuuuurve. Please tell me this is not as kinky as I worry it is?

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SweetSeraphim · 26/10/2013 14:03

Don't be ridiculous str8

Pagwatch · 26/10/2013 14:04

Anyone posting on a thread like this should consider the possibility of seeing it reprinted in a sandy supplement some time soonish.

It's quite easy to get a thread deleted. Especially if the replies are unanimously [shrug] .

ALittleStranger · 26/10/2013 14:06

Maybe the OP secretly wants to get printed? I doubt the school gates are going to be abuzz with the realisation of who VerySomething really is.

KellyHopter · 26/10/2013 14:10

[shrug]

valiumredhead · 26/10/2013 14:16

Of you like it and he's willing, who cares?!

valiumredhead · 26/10/2013 14:16

KouignAmann · 26/10/2013 14:17

I have realised late in life with a lovely but rather shy DP that the naughtier he thinks something is the more it turns him on. So yes OP it is VERY VERY WRONG to enjoy this and you are a very dirty lady! Now go back and enjoy yourself some more

differentnameforthis · 26/10/2013 15:26

very, there is no reason that you shouldn't have started this thread!

St8, don't be daft! Of course it isn't!

valiumredhead · 26/10/2013 20:57

Gay? Nice

EricLovesAnyFucker · 26/10/2013 21:44

Str8, for a gay man you seem very interested in what women do with their anuses. Why is that do you think?

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