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A lady in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and....

30 replies

Northerner · 04/07/2006 17:25

a whore in the bedroom.

Is this the key to a sucesful relationship then? One of my older colleagues at work (in her 60's) says she's a great beleiver in this, and 'servicing' your man on a regualr basis to keep jim calm and happy.

Discuss please.

I'm 2 out of 3 ( I can't cook ).

OP posts:
Original poster
Northerner · 04/07/2006 17:26

Should be keep him calm and happy.

OP posts:
charliecat · 04/07/2006 17:27

PMSL

southeastastra · 04/07/2006 17:27

didn't keep jerry hall with mick did it!

charliecat · 04/07/2006 17:27
Blu · 04/07/2006 17:28

But they say that when buying a house you can only ever have two sides of the "good price, perfect location and quick sale" triangle!

Original poster
Northerner · 04/07/2006 17:29

??? Eh????

Wrong threa me thinks Blu

OP posts:
FrayedKnot · 04/07/2006 17:30

Or as Meat Loaf would say...

"Two outta three ain;t bad"...

Cappucino · 04/07/2006 17:32

don't they say the key is to be a surly cow all around the house?

if not that's me buggered

drpepper · 04/07/2006 17:33

ok so i can cook and have the bedroom thing down but what does a lady in the living room do ?

Blu · 04/07/2006 17:34

Or maybe it's kitchen fitting - good quality / speedy installation / cheap price

What do i know?

And i think a skivvy to do the ironiong and floor-mopping needs to be in your friends equation, too.

What do men need to be?

Cappucino · 04/07/2006 17:35

complains?

watches tv?

(all with her legs crossed of course)

foxinsocks · 04/07/2006 17:39

men

stud in the bedroom
clean in the bathroom
and a dab hand at taking out the rubbish

(would also put men to be 'good on your arm' for dreadful social events)

LadyTamba · 04/07/2006 17:57

Im not great at house work, I cant cook to save my life but have been told im a pretty good fuck, so I think I Pass!

Cappucino · 04/07/2006 18:04

that's not a wife, Tamba

thats something else

bobs · 04/07/2006 18:05

Well, i'm cordon bleu, went to finishing school so I guess that makes me a lady (??) and I think I'm pretty whoreish in the bedroom.. However, the combination doesn't seem to be working as he doesn't seem interested - doesn't seem to know when he's onto a good thing...
(I prefer yours, foxinsocks)

fullmoonfiend · 04/07/2006 18:21

Not sure about the lady thing - but bed and food are particularly important to my man - any action in bed is a bonus!

Mercy · 04/07/2006 18:37

Bollocks to all that

LadyTamba · 04/07/2006 18:46

LOL Cappucino.... If it was anything other than being a wife, I would be getting paid for it

hermykne · 04/07/2006 19:17

how ften di she consider servicing? once a month , a year and day!

MrsBadger · 04/07/2006 19:23

damn, there was me being a whore in the kitchen, a cook in the living room and a lady in bed

no wonder my house is a pit and DH thhinks I'm nuts

GinSoakedHarridan · 04/07/2006 19:27

how about a cock in the kitchen and a bore in the bedroom will that do

joelallie · 04/07/2006 20:44

"how ften di she consider servicing? once a month , a year and day! "

I think it's every 6 months or every 10,000 miles whichever comes sooner.

MrsSchadenfreude · 04/07/2006 20:46

My DH says that in his experience, if a woman "likes poking it in one end then she likes poking it in the other!!"

moondog · 04/07/2006 20:49

lol at this and Cap's assertion that she is a 'surly cow'

NotAnOtter · 04/07/2006 20:49

i keep quiet about my achievments - but i dont make much effort in the kitchen