I feel like such a... perv!

[GoldieMumbles]

I've just ordered myself a

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

Nice

We need a link to comment further OP

Shouldn't you be doing the last of your homework before school tomorrow?

DH just said to me "oh my god what are you READING?!"

Due to the fact my face was an interesting mix of

SIL used to live in Hull. I must get drunk with her some time soon.

Im never eating tacos again, thanks,SP.

You are welcome Cocole

She will soon find out what blue waffle is!

"Why the hell did you start a thread to announce this to everyone?!"

It didn't seem to fit in any of the existing threads .

"Shouldn't you be doing the last of your homework before school tomorrow?"

Ah! Homework! 'tis but a distant, 20 year-old memory.

As for Hull, no, I live about a thousand miles due south of there.

Ok. Not Hull then. Have you really thought this through? Quite apaart from the potential chafing. What if your period arrives early, or you get a bout of D and V ?

Yoni if that happens that it will rust!

I'm curious about how you will tackle VCL (visible chastity line)?

What happens if the weather gets hot and you feel the lure of white linen trousers?

Tell me; is it an unhinged chastity belt? I'm sure the ones of yore came with hinges, but this definitely sounds like it has to be unhinged to work.

Bleurgh! How gross! Think you will hum of fish in your nether regions by the time your dh returns!

And I agree BIWI......would much rather chat about low carbing!

That's one 'help with my Mooncup' thread that I won't be answering

these are rather fetching

"Have you really thought this through?"

Probably not, especially regarding D&V.

"What if your period arrives early"

Oooh! Careful! Mention of bodily functions might make some of the more sensitive souls feel queasy as they tuck into their Sunday afternoon tea!Since I switched off the mini-pill I've been as regular as clockwork.

I'm going to regret asking this... how do you go for a crap if you're wearing a chastity belt?

Have you got a link?!

And I thought Doncaster was the capital for "niches"

Y'know, I always thought the word "no" was a lot cheaper, more comfortable and a lot more hygienic.

can see OP like this when she needs to piss

Ok curiosity got the better of me and I had a look on lovehoney.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25874 how would you crap in this?

The men's ones are hilarious, like kryten's penis

link fail

AKiss the men's one looks hilarious! Like a like water gun!

I'm googling...it's an education!

cock change slinky

Yowsers, remember how much a slinky used to pinch if you caught it in your fingers.