I feel like such a... perv!

[GoldieMumbles]

I've just ordered myself a

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

heh

There are probably loads of websites out there to discuss this kind of thing... Mumsnet isn't really the place though is it?!
Surely this is just for attention?! Or it's just a troll in a gimp mask

I'm quite concerned about those attachable plug things. Doesn't the body change shape inside slightly when you move?! I'm sure sitting down with it in would be terribly uncomfortable.

HoneyDragon,you saw a Pigeon fucking a Magpie?

Yup. I stood watching for a good 10 minutes to ascertain that's what they were doing. Then felt like a bit of a perv so went home and a cup of coffee.

Yum. Smelly clunge to return home to after working away... Bet he's going to be so thrilled!

Yes HoneyDragon.. You felt like a bit of a perv..

UNTIL YOU READ THIS THREAD

The pigeon obviously didn't know the old rhyme... 1 for sorrow.. 2 for joy etc etc.

Shagging ONE magpie can't be very good luck.

Yes, I feel distinctly less pervy now.

In fact I could have filmed the whole thing whilst wearing nipple tassels and a butt plug, and still not feel peverted in comparison to this thread.

Cheapskate. Shoulda got a neosteel

That magpie should've worn a chastity belt to avoid the horrors of pigeon sex.

Shagging ONE magpie can't be very good luck.

I have just had to clear my browsing history on my phone...

Female chastity belt
Sootikin

Fucking hell DH would be terrified.

I have just had to clear my browsing history on my phone...

Female chastity belt
Sootikin

Fucking hell DH would be terrified.

Bloody hell. I'll never get those three minutes of my life back.

Unbelievable. Here we have the internet - possibly one of the greatest inventions known to humankind, able to spread equality, knowledge and justice across the globe.... and you go posting about how you're locking your arse up for a few days.
Go for the oral version next time, lovey...

Get thee back under the bridge, Missus. And take thy reeking backside with thee.

When wearing said thing. Where does the piss go? And the shit? Surely you would just be the possesor of a shitty pissy fanjo?

Get thee back under the bridge, Missus. And take thy reeking backside with thee.

Excellent

WD 40 anyone?

I found out about sootikins about a week ago . It lingers ...

"It lingers"

Quite literally -inside ones vagina-

Ugh I got tempted and googled sootikins :( I feel a bit sicky now

"Add message | Report | Message poster GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 17:16:36
"My grandmother would say, what if you get run over by a bus?"

I'd have to be bloody unlucky. I live out in the sticks and there's only one bus in each direction each day. More chance of being hit by a meteorite."

Pmsl :o

Why do I always, always have to google.

Why oh why is no one explaining how you poo in this thing?!? I honestly need to know now. Feeling horrified /bemused but just cannot quite leave that point alone..