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I feel like such a... perv!

213 replies

GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 15:11

Blush I've just ordered myself a Blush

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... BlushBlushBlush aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

OP posts:
Maat · 21/04/2013 17:00

Shock Grin

Maat · 21/04/2013 17:00

You'd want to warm that on a radiator before putting it on.

RhondaJean · 21/04/2013 17:01

There's ones with erm . Plugs?

dontyouwantmebaby · 21/04/2013 17:02

was going to say 1/10 but 3 pages on a sunny Sunday afternoon is not too shabby...Wink

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 21/04/2013 17:02

Maat Grin

Each to their own and all that but not a chance would I wear metal kbickers!

Letting mt fanjo fester is just not for me

ReluctantlyBeingYoniMassaged · 21/04/2013 17:05

Are you planning to keep it on the whole time?

Maat · 21/04/2013 17:05

I can't run for the bus at the best of times. I wouldn't stand a chance wearing one of them.

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 17:06

Thise who wanted a Linky to the one I ordered.

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AKissIsNotAContract · 21/04/2013 17:07

Ok now you have to tell us if you got the vaginal and anal plug they sell to go with it.

JeremyPiven · 21/04/2013 17:07

Are you not worried about clanking at work?

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 21/04/2013 17:08

Dear god! Its a fucking thong!

How the fuck are you going to pull that out of your arse?!

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 21/04/2013 17:08

Looks like something Robocop would wear

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 21/04/2013 17:09

oh god I googled... read this www.daisy.co.uk/sites/VannaVechian/femchasv.htm

Maat · 21/04/2013 17:09

Oh dear lord, it reminds me of something for cutting cheese.

JeremyPiven · 21/04/2013 17:10

My grandmother would say, what if you get run over by a bus?

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 21/04/2013 17:11

is there a way to clear history without losing the colour changes on threads you have read? If I clear everything they all go back to the original colour and I don't know which box to untick to stop it happening.

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 17:11

"Ok now you have to tell us if you got the vaginal and anal plug they sell to go with it."

One, not the other Wink

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Portofino · 21/04/2013 17:11

Oh - they don't come in my arse size. It's discrimination I tell you. I am going to start on petition.

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 21/04/2013 17:11

jeremy Grin

TheHerringScreams · 21/04/2013 17:13

Oh my God.

That looks painful!

NoelHeadbands · 21/04/2013 17:14

You don't work with magnets do ou?

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 17:16

"My grandmother would say, what if you get run over by a bus?"

I'd have to be bloody unlucky. I live out in the sticks and there's only one bus in each direction each day. More chance of being hit by a meteorite.

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly · 21/04/2013 17:17

What if there's lightning while you are put and wearing it?

Maat · 21/04/2013 17:19

StepAway not sure how you do that. I just cleared the last hour so most of what I have read today is still a different colour.

TunipTheVegedude · 21/04/2013 17:19

£149 OP! Shock

Are you going to put it on Ebay when you're finished with it?