I feel like such a... perv!

[GoldieMumbles]

I've just ordered myself a

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

Earn your own money, live your own life, keep it all to yourself.

No attention-seeking, no bitching.

Might as well just stitch your fanjo up. Probably more comfortable and alot cheaper

"Well balanced enough to want to lock their yoni?"

So I want to have a bit of fun! Dear Lord! Yeah, maybe it's a bit of weird fun. In this case, I think that well balanced means there's a chip on both shoulders.

I'm reading that link like
Just......why?

The balance comment I made was about how you would use the toilet

"You posted for reactions. You got them."

Yep, onto the 5th page of them. It's all good sport .

"No attention-seeking"

Aww! Spoilsport

Is it just me wondering if the OP's DH works abroad? Imagine if he had an accident or took seriously ill and while he had the key and she had to catch a plane to where he was. Can you imagine!

Goldie it's hilarious that you are slagging everyone else off when you've done the weirdest thing starting this thread.

Did you feel really excited when you typed in those FIVE embarrassed faces? You were right to be embarrassed. Not for spending £150 on a chastity belt that looks like a cheese grater but for coming on here to tell a load of strangers about it.

You could save yourself the £150 by simply not washing your undercarriage whilst your DH is away. Same results without the expense and discomfort.

Doncaster is the new capital of niches Breasticles? . But but but ds's new girlfriend is from Doncaster and she seemed so innocent. She never gave me a chastity belt to put in the wash when she stayed recently, only your run of the mill knickers and tights and stuff.

"Goldie it's hilarious that you are slagging everyone else off when you've done the weirdest thing starting this thread."

I know! I'm laughing so hard that I think I might have felt a little bit of wee come out!

Ouchy!!

Ah leave the OP alone, it's no worse than anal sex on a Friday in centre parcs really and about as hygenic

I don't think it's that kinky really, but genuinely am concerned about one's toilette.

I think you should go even further and buy yourself a full suit of armour.

Oh dear. Don't watch You've Been Framed when you've got your new contraption on if a thread like this makes you piss yourself. You can't accommodate a Tena in one, I don't reckon.

What can I say Farley, it's always the quiet ones

"I think you should go even further and buy yourself a full suit of armour."

Complete with stallion and lance?

Oh dear, Goldie

if people keep "having a go at you" had you considered you may, in fact, be a bit of an attention-seeking twat ?

just a thought

Did you feel really excited when you typed in those FIVE embarrassed faces?

Phwoar, I do love typing a good square bracket.

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£150?!

"had you considered you may, in fact, be a bit of an attention-seeking twat ?"

Takes one to know one dearie. Like I said. Chip on both shoulders. Nobber.

"Phwoar, I do love typing a good square bracket."

Ctrl C after the 1st one, then Ctrl V for the following 4. Quicker than typing all those lovely sq. brackets.

Is your dh called Brian?

"Is your dh called Brian?"

Ummm, no. A bit random. Why?

I still want to know if you've considered the practicalities of wearing it for an extended period? Wouldn't it show under clothing? Chafe? Be uncomfortable when sleeping, driving, exercising?

Staying home for a few days with a festering fanny simply to feel totally unavailable for sex sounds really boring.