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I feel like such a... perv!

213 replies

GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 15:11

Blush I've just ordered myself a Blush

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... BlushBlushBlush aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

OP posts:
nenevomito · 21/04/2013 19:01

bit of wee come out

If that happens when you laugh then def not a good idea to buy a chastity belt. Unless its one made by Tena, of course.

gillywillywoo · 21/04/2013 19:01

I have concerns about pooing and weeing with one of these on.....!!!!!

Explain!

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 19:02

GrinGrin

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QuintessentialOHara · 21/04/2013 19:03

Op, you must be saving up for a sootikin with that chastity belt....

reelingintheyears · 21/04/2013 19:03

Does that make you a nobber too Goldie?

You know,like you 'knowing' AF's a nobber? Smile

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 19:04

Going to have to leave you wondering and go do some real life things. Oooh! Six pages! Hasta manana, amigas?

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AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 19:04

Takes one to know one, dunnit Smile

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 19:05

"Does that make you a nobber too Goldie?"

We can both be twats and nobbers together. Why not?! Tata!

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reelingintheyears · 21/04/2013 19:06

What's an amiga?

gillywillywoo · 21/04/2013 19:07

"Real life things"

......Like wearing a chastity belt Grin

Each to their own....Good luck OP!

Looks awfully uncomfortable to me...
Surely just exercise some will power and don't shag/finger yourself?! Grin It's not THAT hard to keep away from your yoni.

gillywillywoo · 21/04/2013 19:08

Unless you have an amazing yoni.. In which case why do you want to lock it away? Grin

50shadesofknackered · 21/04/2013 19:09

Ooo Goldie you are more than a little bit strange. Not for wanting to wear a Chastity Belt but because of your reaction to everybody who has answered or had an opinion on your rather odd choice. Sweetheart, nobody cares what you wear or don't wear or how many times you do or don't wash any part of your body. If that's what floats your boat, good for you. Now do fuck off and tell someone that cares Wink

gillywillywoo · 21/04/2013 19:09

Lmao 50shades GrinGrin

ItsYoniYappy · 21/04/2013 19:11

Oh my lord,I have got to this age and never ever seen one before and it's ruined all my images, my mum used to say she was getting me one with a key and I always imagined a nice little pink pretty flowery something, not a metal contraption.

Wow my parents must have not trusted me a lot. Butt plug thing looks good being thrown in free and all that..... Confused

Why?

AngelinaJoliesBeard · 21/04/2013 19:16

This thread is so embarrassing if its real. I bet you are one of those women who regales everyone with their exaggerated sexual exploits ("ooh we bought a chastity belt and plug teehee!") while the people listening are clearly not interested whatsoever and hide their boredom out of politeness. Or you hang out with an equally sad bunch of women going through similar desperation to be interesting who lap up every word and bleat similar stories. It just makes me cringe for you!

Either that or a bored 14 year old boy.

AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 19:16

Goldie, since you first referred to some "history" between us that I was not aware of (or had not obsessively held onto it like you have) I decided to see what your beef was with me

we had a disagreement on a thread about "Hooters"

not surprisingly, you are in favour of the existence of family eating establishments that sexually objectify women and I am not

all becomes clear Smile

Original poster
GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 19:18

"If that's what floats your boat, good for you. Now do fuck off and tell someone that cares"

Cared enough to post though, didn't you Wink

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gillywillywoo · 21/04/2013 19:18

Uh oh... Back to THAT hooters thread Grin

ItsYoniYappy · 21/04/2013 19:20

Actually if my DC found that I suspect DS2 would wear it on his head and pretend to be a Dalek. Do you have DC?

Me and my DF found her mum and Dads sexy pics (and other things) when we were 12, I could never look at them the same again.

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GoldieMumbles · 21/04/2013 19:22

"Goldie, since you first referred to some "history" between us that I was not aware of (or had not obsessively held onto it like you have) I decided to see what your beef was with me"

How could I hold on to this obsessively, not knowing you'd reply? Do you surmise that I was doing this to entrap you?

But when that same-old aggressive tone came back... your username simply clicked. It's quite rare, that tone. It makes you stand out from the crowd.

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Ashoething · 21/04/2013 19:23

Don't feed it peeps.

Good luck with the fanny rot op....

AnyFucker · 21/04/2013 19:25

Out of all the posts on this thread, and that other thread mine is the one that stood out ?

Good.

I am doing something right after all Smile

50shadesofknackered · 21/04/2013 19:32

I was astounded by how odd you are and how rude you have been. If that's your idea of caring then no wonder you have a husband who would enjoy you wearing a chastity belt Hmm reading this thread has been very funny as everyone is taking the piss out of you and your reactions are so strange! Grin Good luck to you, I'm sure your money could have been put to better use for therapy but it yours so I hope you enjoy yourself alone and smelly sorry I have to go and throw up again and again and again.....

HoneyDragon · 21/04/2013 19:36

And to think I thought seeing a pigeon fuck a magpie would be the weirdest shit I'd see today.

Enter Mumsnet (or not if its wearing metal knickers)

RhondaJean · 21/04/2013 19:36

Oh I HAD to google sootikin didn't I...bleurgh!

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