I feel like such a... perv!

[GoldieMumbles]

I've just ordered myself a

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

What the blazes is a chastity device with a piercing?

Not in my size either. Shame...

And it would put an end to yoni massages

Oh good god, my eyes.

PMSL at the men's ones, but I do have a question about them (purely curiosity I might add, no intention of venturing into this bizarre world ). What happens if they get, erm... excited?! While wearing the cage?!

More money than sense, you must have

Yes. A good hardware shop, some basic metalworking skills and I'm sure you could make your own for under a tenner.

Yes. A good hardware shop, some basic metalworking skills and I'm sure you could make your own for under a tenner

Bet you won't see that on Kirstie's Homemade Home!

Fuzz I guess it kills like a mother fucker and they quickly become unexcited unless that's their thing.

i guess if its the slinky like one it would slice the nob like it pepperoni

I've got a friend who worked in a sex shop one strapped-for-cash summer.

She said that almost without exception the people who buy chastity devices are the kind of mingers you can't believe have anyone to shag, let alone receive other offers.

Never mind wash! How will you wee and pooh?

Are you channeling Yoda AF ?

Sliced knob :o a bit like one of those egg slicers

That's the worst looking hat ever.

It wouldn't even keep your hair dry.

OP, it comes with a handy cheese grater too.
So that's nice.

Is anyone a firefighter or locksmith? Or knows one?
Please can you ask them if they ever have to do 'rescues' from chastity devices?

at pepperoni penis!

Never mind wash! How will you wee and pooh?

It's ok Ledkr, because according to the woman writing the blog post Eccles linked to, [she] can now defecate without soiling the belt.

Good for her.

£150!? I like how it's described as 'luxury'. More money than sense I think.

I guess it takes balance

'poo' doesn't end in 'h'.

"More money than sense, you must have"

Thanks for the thoughtful insight Yoda. Not the first time you've had a go at me, either, is it? I love well-balanced posters.

Well balanced enough to want to lock their yoni?

Seriously, these things aren't meant to be worn for days are they? Surely they're for short-lived fun ie not when you might need to go to the toilet, go to work/the gym, sleep, drive etc.

It seems so impractical no shit, Sherlock

"More money than sense I think."

Well, shock, horror. Another thread that drops to the level of bitching at the OP. Whenever I read that statement I think it should probably be more like:

"More money than sense I think "

So yeah, I do earn enough of my own money that I can purchase, frankly, what I bloody well like. So what?

Goldie if you come on here simply to talk about your sex life (and who the fuck cares?) then show a link to the lovely cheese grater/chastity belt you have spent £150 on you are asking for ridicule, sorry.

Especially when we are in the middle of a recession and lots of mums on here are struggling to afford things like school trips etc for their kids.

You can understand surely why lots of people on here think you are a loser spending that kind of money on something like that?

And you could always have, you know, kept it private.

Come on op. no point getting huffy. You posted for reactions. You got them.