I feel like such a... perv!

[GoldieMumbles]

I've just ordered myself a

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

That's nice, dear

Ok, how will you wash your fanny? Won't you hum a bit by the time he returns, or is that the idea?

Excellent...

Link?

I have it in my head it will be one of these <a class="break-all" href="https://static.prtst.net/asset-proxy/113d31539427a1a3495cc32675e6a77cd6375790/687474703a2f2f6b61666b612d6d6574616d6f7270686f7369732e77696b697370616365732e636f6d2f66696c652f766965772f43686173746974795f42656c742e6a70672f33343835313934372f43686173746974795f42656c742e6a7067/kafka-metamorphosis.wikispaces.com/file/view/Chastity_Belt.jpg/34851947/Chastity_Belt.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">bleurgh

Ah, Sunday afternoon, a roast cooking, a lovely feel-good movie, and now a thread about some strange woman's sexual kinks and speculation about her unwashed fanny to get stuck into. How nice.

It's her lucky, lucky husband who is going to "get stuck into it"

Bleurgh. Thank you for sharing that with us.
Why on earth people here want to share the seedy details of their sex lives I never know.

Are you in hull?

Eurgh!!
I 'get' the idea for a few hours maybe, but a few days seriously?

No way I'd risk the health of my foof by keeping it locked up for days, maybe you should have some canestan combi on standby.

Erm - good luck with it all.

Ah, BIWI, I oftentimes think it is the ones not getting any that feel the need to wax lyrical about kinky they are...

14yo boys, smelly middle aged men, hairy-handed individuals of either gender, "creative" writers....

erm...ok love whatever floats your boat.

You wouldn't be able to wash and no man whats a mouldy taco

Well if it looks like a perv, talks like a perv and, erm, walks like a perv in a chastity belt...

Dear god

Are you in Hull?

Ah, Sunday afternoon, a roast cooking, a lovely feel-good movie, and now a thread about some strange woman's sexual kinks and speculation about her unwashed fanny to get stuck into. How nice.

How long is he away for?!

Hull? Wassat got to do with it? No, I'm not - but is that something naive? Don't think I'll be trying it for days at a time first off... I'll have to start slowly. Sorry to those of you who feel nauseated - but nobody forced you to reply...

Why the hell did you start a thread to announce this to everyone?!

Hull is the Kink Capital of the UK

A veritable Mecca for the alternative lifestyle

You might want to consider a relocation there