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How grungy is your dp/dh ? ? yuk ! ! !

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maltesers · 21/04/2006 18:37

Is your dp a grungy devil or smelling gorgeous every day ? Mine can scrub up well when he makes the effort but sometimes. . .oh dear, lets not mention his underpants, socks. They should have a health warning on them. LOL LOL !Last few partners were ok in that region but have a grubby one now. Love a man who is immaculate and takes pride in his appearance, is smart, fashionable and smells good. (no you dont have to be gay) Is your man grungy or gorgeous ? ?

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Peachyclair · 22/04/2006 17:26

grungy. Seriously gringy. Embarassingly so, actually. He does wash, but he's bathed- maybe twice in the last year? Done his hair when it needs cutting.

yuck.

His clothes are literally worn to rags too. I offer to buy im more, but he refuses.

socks and pants changed- usually. he tells me he does but doen't add up with what's in the wash. Other clothes can go weeks before i can get them in the wash.

And yes, he is apssing on habits to kids

Last partner a hygiene freak so I know the other side of it too, but Dh just a bit TOO O/T

nothercules · 22/04/2006 18:05

Two baths in a year?? Do you still, you know...?

moondog · 22/04/2006 18:10

Maltesers,you hate your bloke don't you?? Grin
Cringeing at the 'smegma factory' description.
If I had a filthy bloke,I would refuse to have sex with him. Bet that would get them weashing.

Peachyclair · 22/04/2006 18:14

Yes, but he has a top to toe scrub at the sink first or no chance...

Peachy embarrasingly admits he stank on their first date... why didn't I know better??? He just gave me a plausible excuse!

Still love him though, Gawd knows why at times!

SHHHH · 22/04/2006 20:27

My man is gorgeous..!!! He showers 1-2 times a day and always smells yummy Grin. Friends even comment that they know when he's been in a room as they can smell him 10 mins later (in a nice yummy way btw..!!)

He always looks smart and fashionable. He spends a bit on clothes and ALWAYS wears clean underwear and clothes everyday.

notasheep · 22/04/2006 22:08

But does he wash his willy before going to bed Wink

lewsmummy · 22/04/2006 22:17

Mine's not bad - clean boxers and socks every day shower or bath most days and he puts on about half a can of lynx a day so always smells nice. Tell a lie he stinks really really bad when he farts which he does very very often. Why do men find farting so funny?

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maltesers · 23/04/2006 12:27

shhhh.. you are a very lucky woman !

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maltesers · 23/04/2006 12:28

The sad thing is moondog.. he rarely wants sex. if he did he would be smelling gorgeous !

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SHHHH · 23/04/2006 22:19

yes I suppose I am lucky maltesers. BTW notasheep, no willy washing before bed..But I don't see that as an issue!!! Normally asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow!

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