Am considering launching a deadly missile at my STBX loud snoring head...

[ratflavouredjelly]

Ha! Shall I put a peg on his nose?
Am also eying up a pillow to smother the sodding pig like old man grunting noise eminating from his open mouth...
Ideally I'd like to fling something across the room at him.

Grrrr...

Really pisses me off.

This is the problem with cohabiting whilst proceeding with divorce. Aaaagh.
Humour me girls - please....

Record him and play it so loud it wakes him.

LOL Mrsj

(I have actually recorded him on the iPhone before now...a real close up, to remind me why I'm leaving this man...) raises eyebrows

Accidentally drag him out of the house by his ankles, then accidentally put all his stuff in bin bags and accidentally change the locks.

Or kill him.

Either/or.....

Woah - You take no prisoners Smeg!
Think I'll snigger to myself and go to bed :-)

Oooh I have another one.

Accidentally smother him every 2 minutes with a pillow and accidentally call an ambulance. Then, accidentally tell them that he stopped breathing for 7 minutes, that should be enough to keep him in for 3 nights because of the brain scan, ECGs etc :o

Can you tell I live with a snorer? :o