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THE RIGHTS AND WRONGS OF THIS PART 2

51 replies

Putthatbookdown · 16/05/2012 13:28

To the 180 odd great people who replied:here is the reply. The confusion centred round the church I think. This was not a party I simply invited a colleague for a meal It was turned into something else by the colleague who asked if she could bring another who was a longstanding friend of hers. Both have lived here much longer than me. I was suspicious. I managed to get the truth out of the univited who claimed I had been told all about her and upon hearing this I had invited her: lies I was only given her name and about a day's notice . I had nothing in common with the uninvited. I tested it out: she never did much in her free time and later admiited "i take everything I get" I tested further: she went from hotel worker to Mortgage advisor and tried to sell me a mortgoge Once she even asked me to bring my friends round to her house so she could meet them!! The Church comes in as I was supposed to be doing work for this girl even though neither she nor I were relligious !! I was actually very busy: I was working ftime as a teacher and had various interests but the uninvited girl did not share these . She was after meeting me I was not after meeting her. I do not like rude people especially not in my home : I tested more and found out she after even more Attempted theft I would say: the univited girl is not badly off as being a dull girl she works all the time .

OP posts:
leguminous · 16/05/2012 18:03

What does the OP teach?? It had better be PE.

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 18:08

A teacher, please tell me not an actual teacher??

You really can't be?
Do you teach food tech or art?

If you say English I am going to actually cry.

ScrambledSmegs · 16/05/2012 18:16

OP I'm really confused, and I read your first thread. You're really not being particularly clear. Maybe it would help if you set it down in chronological order? With bullet points? Please?!

This isn't anything to do with the wine on the white wall and Sharon and Bagda is it?

Bumdrop · 16/05/2012 18:23

I dont think this is the same original rights and wrongs poster ...
Cos this ones even more ????? Weird !

NamesKerry · 16/05/2012 18:56

I'm glad I'm not the only person having trouble understanding this thread Confused

likeatonneofbricks · 16/05/2012 19:02

the univited girl is not badly off as being a dull girl she works all the time .
This IS hilarious! Grin

JesusWept · 16/05/2012 19:02

Scrambled, after reading the first few posts of this thread Sharon et al popped into my head too Grin

likeatonneofbricks · 16/05/2012 19:03

OP are you not a dull girl then, as you don't work full time anymore as a teacher??Grin

Putthatbookdown · 16/05/2012 19:17

The Christian poster needs to be followed on ths Yep, trying to convert Not smart as annoying someone is unlikely to bring a result. Why not invite to the church if you want to convert? It was fun playing with these people: they think they will get something Oh the religious girl is now a lawyer: probably trying to convert the clients Would not like to be her client

OP posts:
CupOfBrownJoy · 16/05/2012 19:35

Wouldn't like to be one of your pupils, tbh... Hmm

oikopolis · 16/05/2012 19:40

wait wait wait....
the way you are talking about this dinner has just made me realise something...

this happened ages ago, didn't it?
long ago enough, that you can say "the religious girl is now a lawyer"

and you are still thinking about this???
WHY fgs?

AnyFucker · 16/05/2012 20:09

if I read this (and the other) stood on my head after a bottle of vino, it nearly makes sense

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 20:12

The religious girl is now a lawyer??

WTAF???

Can she not be religious and a lawyer???

And isn't law school like 4 years or something???

ScrambledSmegs · 16/05/2012 20:30

Hang on, how long ago did this all happen?

And if it was a while ago, do you not think you should let it all go now, OP?

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 20:31

the christian poster needs to be followed

What?

leguminous · 16/05/2012 20:55

Right, genuine attempt at understanding now. The religious girl (now an annoying lawyer) invited a non-religious friend (who sells mortgages all the time, is dull and is possibly a petty thief) to a non-religious dinner, in order to convert her. Or the OP. Or both. There was a secret arrangement between Invited Girl and Uninvited Girl to let UG prey on OP and OP's friends for dastardly mortgage-selling purposes. This may be why IG accepted the dinner invite in the first place, as she must have had some ulterior motive for going to dinner at an atheist's house.

I think.

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 20:58

What did she steal, I can't work that out?

And why is OP worried about being converted?

Tbh I still don't get it.

coffeeinbed · 16/05/2012 21:02

Leguminous, you could not be righter.

i think.

leguminous · 16/05/2012 21:04

The theft part is still baffling. I'm hoping she was caught on her way to the door with the household silver in her handbag, but I suspect it's to do with getting dinner under false pretences or something.

Wait, that's boring. Definitely the silver.

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 21:05

op what did she steal?

I've read the post over and over and I still don't know.

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 21:07

Oh she stole the dinner?

Because she was from the church and therefore not entitled to eat???

I can't even try and decipher it anymore, it's worse than ds1 text messages, they are normally random letters with no actual meaning as well

Beckamaw · 16/05/2012 22:48

She stole their souls.
And their ability to use correct grammar and punctuation.
She is still stewing after 15 years because she was fired from her English teaching post, due to inability to WRitE prOpeR.
HTH

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 22:52

Op can you ask her to give you back the ability to use grammar and punctuation properly?

You know what really baffles me?
Why we need a part 2??

Of the 180 people who posted in response to part one, 179 of them did not have a clue what you were on about

It's no clearer now 😠😠

Is there going to be part 3 of no sense, no paragraphs, no point?

YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 16/05/2012 22:53

Random numbers in my post WTAF?????

PillarBoxRedRoses · 17/05/2012 00:23

I can't work out whether reading this post is:

A. A huge waste of time

Or

B. The funniest thing I have seen ever all day