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Valentines Day

46 replies

jojo5459 · 13/02/2006 10:57

What have you bought for your husband/partner for valentines this year?

OP posts:
MrsMills · 13/02/2006 14:43

Nah, spat him out ages ago, anyway it's too cold for him over here, he's only 4'7 you know.

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 14:47

I know, but his 'other limb' made up for it though didn't it? I'm with someone new now!

lou33 · 13/02/2006 14:50

(ears prick up)

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 14:52

Gerrof Lou33!

lou33 · 13/02/2006 14:52

I'm just siting quietly eating my popcorn and listening to your news.....

MrsMills · 13/02/2006 14:52

That was the 'limb' I was talking about.

Who are you stalking now?

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 15:00

His name is Vince Vaughn. Here

MrsMills · 13/02/2006 15:04

Oh yes, Vinny, well I've had him and he really was shite, but you'll probably think he's great.

Good luck Rhubarb.

PeachyClair · 13/02/2006 15:05

A leather coat (that accidentally makes him look like Chrsitop[her eclleston) and a Moulin Rouge DVD (his fave film)

And we are getting a Thai....

takeaway , much to his dissapointment I suspect!!

Made a card too.

we do big time valentines day, as anniversary is also his birthday so tends to get forgotten. Oh, and coz I still like him!

All the kids at college expect me to be free valentines day to do project work so they can go to the speed dating night.

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 15:05

Oh you must that ugly tart he was on about! He's had a phobia about sex ever since he got it on with you! Luckily I've managed to cure him!

MrsMills

lou33 · 13/02/2006 15:07

Vince is hot, but he has a tiny c*ck

Sorry to break the news

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 15:09

Tiny when he's around you that is, huge when he gets near me!

lou33 · 13/02/2006 15:10

Well i guess you are easily satisfied then

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 15:14

You're just !

lou33 · 13/02/2006 15:15

Nah, i have my own crushes keeping me busy

MrsMills · 13/02/2006 15:16

or a bucket , but he was rubbish.

Rhubarb · 13/02/2006 15:17

They're only rubbish if they have bad teachers!

lou33 · 13/02/2006 15:20

He's 36.

If he doesnt know what to do with it by now he is beyond hope

MrsMills · 13/02/2006 15:20

Yes, that's what your dh told me

lou33 · 13/02/2006 15:21

MrsMills, lol

ZING!

MrsMills · 13/02/2006 15:21

I always wondered what would happen if 2 people posted a message at exactly the same time

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