just bought a pink rabbit from ann summers

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hubby away and suggested i buy pink thingy from ann summers well cannot believe i did it. so embarassing girl asked me did i want sterile wipes? well i couldn't say no could i £5.00 for 10 then she asked me did i want it gift wrapped i said no as carparking was nearly up then she said I could return it if i wasn't happy! As if?It is a bit scary looking any tips, will be mortified if alias name does not come up. Will be my last post ever on mumsnet

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The thrusting one looks ok, bit scary though! Remember those 'lipstick' ones you could get, so they would fit into your handbag!! Why would you want to take it with you in your handbag???
Yes, evolution is kind.......soon men will be merely taxi drivers

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I NEARLY bought one yesterday, then worried about what would appear on my bank statement blush

Socci I would say that if I had enough money I would buy all the ladies a Rabbit that i came across! Think that says it all!

"came across" ?

Whoops, I meant all the ladies girlfriends I met as in friends if I had loads of money I would buy them all one as a gift!

You lot are so funny - I wish I was still doing AS Parties as youve reminded me how much fun they are!

For me, I think the platium is ok, but only because the ears have a multi speed/vibe setting. I find the shaft bit of it too thick and big and it hurts! But I dont use that bit with any of the rabbits so its the ears that are the important bit for me

The dolphin that you mentioned has a habit of stopping working or starting to make a loud noise. And i find that the 'nose' can be a little sharp at times but if you use the soft bit of the dolpins back then thats great - one of my favs

The clit kit, I find boring. Goes to slow and doesnt do the job for me

Ultra 7 - I love this one. 7 different speeds and pulsing modes and slim and long enough to be a decent vibe. Deffo my fav

The tornado - painful! To fast and it hurts. Although used gently externally can be nice but a little harsh for me (incedetly I won that one for doing fab parties )

Lusty Licker - wierd

Glitter Gritter - fab, long build up and descrete

Pulsertron - fab!! shame its not in the catalogue anymore

Big Ben - yuk

sorry didnt mean to do reviews on Vibes got carried away can you tell I have a few

oooh an robocock is a nice one too

do they HAVE to have such scary names?

It's just as well I didn't, DH would DIE if he saw one.

i confess to having three a pink rabbit (of course) a blue hummingbird and a butterfly omg i can't believe i just admitted to that the butterfly ceased working when i had it for six weeks, so imagine my pure horror when, on calling the customerservices was told the damage could be due to wear and tear and had i used it "excessively"!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was a man x 10000!!!!!!

I got the orgasm kit and although it looks a bit ceap and tacky, it makes for a fun evening alone or with company. I was in knots with giggles when I saw the sheer excitement on DH's face when he saw what I bought.

LoL. I had that problem with the dolphin, but too to take it back! Thanks for the reviews Tamba, hmm, might have to go shopping... Sex life has definately taken a dive since ds2 arrived a couple of months ago, just the thing to spark it up again

this is the most posts any new thread i've started has ever got!! well chuffed have fun keep buzzing everyone

So, ONMRN, was it all you hoped it would be?

I remember placing my first order as an Ann Summers rep... I had to tell a bloke i wanted an orgasmatron (or something) and I keep stuttering was very but you get used it.

I remember ordering my first ann summers stuff over the internet, congratulating myself on how discreet and anonymous this way of doing it was. Little did I know, when I met my sister's new boyfriend a couple of weeks later he told me how he worked in the ann summer's warehouse! I have a very unusual surname and he gave me a very knowing smile. Oops!

I have the rabbit and a feel real which is crap.Can't belive how easy ladies talk about female masterbation these days.Some real life friends would still never admit to it. I know my mum has a vibrator too

thanks for the info tamba lol. - I had 3 (well 4!) the dolphin one just stopped working one day - no idea why - althou i'd had it ages and it did take a battering also had the tounge one - erm well that one's not really all that - esp after the rabbit! lol. and finally got one of those black ring thingys which goes on DH and then has a fuzzy bit - not sure on the name - tried it once but tbh wasn't impressed either so gotta find another like the dolphin one!

i have 5 toys now

(did try the bondage kit as well but DH not into it really unless it's of me in pics lol) ooh er mrs get the whips out! lol - infact ONMRN - get the toy and a camera and ur DH to take some pics - def wild night after that one! lol.

oh! you are sick yuk well past my sell by date for that kinda stuff. d/h would be in seventh heaven though i think!!??? he phoned today and i told him not to feel guilty about not getting me a valentine he is in a very remote place. Don't worry love i bought myself a little pink friend! he said"where did you get that" I said "from a door to door salesman" heehee seriously ann summers. some nice thoughts for him until he comes home. I also said i bought an open top ferrari poor spelling. Munx are you sure you're a women?

Deffo agree with Munz

PMSL at door to door salesman hmmm if they did them, do you think you would get a demo?

rhiana1 need a good bit more practise so wee bit too much info but I'm on so no buzzing ears at the moment. will let you know next time i get the chance. plus d/h all excited at prospect of me using one so will let you know.

only joking munz just very male thing to say or am i just a bit square

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