My ex just told me

[hathorinareddress]

(don't know if this should be here or lone parents)

But he just told me, that, as of today, he allows me to move on with my life.

Almost 3 years since we split up.

And he allows me to move on as of today.

Isn't that just great? I've been sitting waiting for him to give me his permission for all this time.

What a knob.

Clearly you don't know your place hath.
There must be a handbook out there called 'Twatty exes: things you can say to make her even more certain she was right to dump you'.

Available from specialist bookshops