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Sex Tips please! Oh and advice about lady gardens landscapes too!!

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JingleBallsAndMistletoe · 08/12/2011 01:00

I've been out of the game for a long old time and finally got rid of the cobwebs and felt it could have gone much better!

Blowjobs...I have never felt so awkward and clumsy in my whole life! I'm cringing just thinking about it, so any tips would be greatly appriciated(more so by him than me!)

And also, what exactly are you meant to do with your lady garden? After years of being forgotten about I could have been related to Bigfoot, I had a general tidy up before the deed but would like some landscaping done, whats the general thing done down there??

Help me!!!

Please!!!

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loserface · 08/12/2011 08:19

good tips here. But if you don't like giving them then don't feel as if you have to. It should only be done if you enjoy it too!

And it's up to you what you do with your nether regions, do whatever you're comfortable with! I prefer to shave around the edges and keep the rest trimmed nice and short and shave the under carriage. Everyones different though!

RumourOfAHurricane · 08/12/2011 10:50

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Malificence · 08/12/2011 10:54

Treat his cock like a delicous lolly and you can't go far wrong. Smile

Northumberlandlass · 08/12/2011 13:44

Grin Malifience ! Like a lolly...

Yep, I agree. Also and this may sound quite basic. I make sure that my partner(s) know that I absolutely LOVE giving blowjobs. Not always strictly true..

Lady Garden: I'm with Shiney on this one, but I haven't always preferred no hair. I started getting waxed around the edges (imagine giant bush) and trimming the length, then i just wanted more & more off - had my hollywood done a few weeks ago and I love it, but it has taken time to build up my confidence!

I do prefer to get waxed though, as I get really bad razor burn. Why not go to see a pro and get them to tidy it up for you?

HappyHubbie · 08/12/2011 16:42

Well, speaking from the other end of things (so to speak) I'm pretty sure most blokes would agree there's no such thing as a bad blow job. Enthusiasm is probably more important than technique, and you've got that covered.

As for the lady garden dilemma, from a functional point of view the less there is to get stuck between my teeth / at the back of my tongue while I'm down there the better - stopping to cough up a couple of curlies isn't generally considered sexy. Aesthetically though I prefer something rather than nothing, so I'm a fan of neatly trimmed / brazilian round the front, everything off around the working bits. Having said all that Mrs HH favours the Amazonian jungle look, and it doesn't put me off in the slightest. Go with whatever gives you the confidence to be relaxed and enjoy it.

flatbellyfella · 08/12/2011 20:17

Natural is good.nothing to be ashamed of.
Blow jobs should be just that,not suck hard jobs.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 08/12/2011 20:33

interesting trawl for wank fodder first post, OP

JingleBallsAndMistletoe · 08/12/2011 20:38

sorry to post and run last night!

I dont mind giving blow jobs, but when i used to do it years ago i thought i was quite good at it, but this time i just felt like it was..pants! Like the most unsexy jerky pathetic thing ever!

loserface thanks for that website! lots to look at there!

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Toadinthehole · 10/12/2011 07:19

Giving bad fellatio is just as possible as giving bad cunnilungus. The average cock is not made of iron, as I'm sure most of you can attest.

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