Er... reviews please, on the rampant rabbit thruster.

[MakeYerOwnDamnDinner]

Not sure if this is the correct section but seeing as a vibrator is the closest I'm going to be getting to a 'relationship' any time soon, I'm posting here.

So yeah. The rampant rabbit thruster. Any good? It's almost £50.00 so I thought I'd see what others thought before I parted with my cash.

I do and then again, dont like it!

If its the one with the knobbly end - ahem- then I dont like it as it feels a bit harsh on entering and exiting. Does the job brilliantly when its in the right place :o and I am not sure that the nobbles make any difference, so I would get a smooth ended one.

Ok I can visualize now...

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=rampant+rabbit+thruster&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Id9&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1366&bih=662&tbm=isch&tbnid=t3MKK4iQrX2ZtM:&imgrefurl=cl0v3y.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-bunny-part-2.html&docid=-WvNhBpPxAXrpM&w=151&h=200&ei=tOktTp6XGMfQhAf16MCqCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=527&page=4&tbnh=158&tbnw=118&start=61&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:61&tx=91&ty=119" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This is the thruster I have btw, which I bought 5 years ago so may not be the same one you are talking about.

Flexible ears???? I suppose it gives you something to hold on to? :)

And there is me thinking I'd heard it all from the world of sex toys.

Reminds me of something I saw years ago now - a space hopper with a dildo attached to the top of it.

Might get one of those now actually - i could be the zebedee of self pleasure.

Way past my bedtime now methinks......

I want a space-hopping zebedee!

The ears looks as though they would be in teh way TBH....I would rather have a straight thruster and my bullet which I can control and angle was aI want.

thought you might

Well I'm already zebedee so you'll have to be.....um... Florence? Looks and sounds innocent but once you get to know her......

This thread is bringing out my 'ooh, you are awful' humour

Well ladies, I am now the proud owner of a scarily large rampant rabbit thruster deluxe.

Oooh my.

Ok...that's swayed me...I am looking for something more substantial than what o have.

I have to add my thruppence, on the first use of my rabbit, I was like one of the useless blokes where it was over before it started ! Absolutely magic, it is never tired , doesn't request return favours, doesn't make me lie on the wet bit !

I work for Women's Aid. This poem was doing the rounds in the refuge for ages. The residents and the workers all had a good chuckle....

My vibrator,
Which brings me heaven, Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
You bring such fun.
On earth- or is it heaven? Give me this day my daily thrill,
And forgive me my screams as I forgive those who sell me flat batteries,
Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration, the power and rotation.
For ever and ever-

No men.

Brilliant

I think it's fab and I don't need any merkin topiary beforehand - hallelujah!!

Thanks, Dinner, you made me laugh out loud TWICE just now!

I do hope you'll report back on the thrusty rabbit (in limited detail)

Oh that is brilliant MakeYourOwnDamnDinner!

Might send that to my born again Christian friend and watch her blanch

:)

WRT remark up thread: you'd of course need to put a condom on it

I am getting tempted to buy a thruster...The "scarily large rampant rabbit thruster deluxe" that Dinner has sounds intriguing.

MYODD, that poem is v funny.
Looking forward to hearing your review.

Ann Summers toys are by far the best - I worked with them for ten years - but i would not recommend ANY of the RR's.

There are far better vibes than any of the RR's and much cheaper too.

If you orgasm vaginally/with penetration then you may feel different but with 75% of women NOT orgasming this way it is a total waste of money.

Promises is a good one and a fraction of the price. Get that on your C**t with well charged batteries and you'll be pulling yourself off the ceiling in minutes.

Good Luck with you choice.

WHICH episode of true blood?

I got one of these when my ex broke up with me and I wanted something to stop me jumping into bed with the first guy who intimated that. Wow I sound like a slut! Was a very hard break-up and I was quite a bit younger and must have had a much higher libido than now (guess having a baby can do that to you...)

It was worth it. Seemed mighty expensive, and disturbing large, but, noises aside (just turn on some music) it makes you make noises and is pretty pleasurable IMO. Never failed to get me to orgasm, and rarely ever used the 'thrust' action.

Heres a demo:

This is probably the most unexcited disintrested demo of anything I have ever seen.
Compare levels of enthisiasm with the Cilit Bang People!

Ahem. Well well well.

What can I say? It's a bit like a man in that if you can angle it right the thrusting motion is superb. Not entirely sure about the vibrating clit thingy though - all that vibration just makes you go a bit numb after a while. Am I doing something wrong? Think I prefer the thrusting shaft plus fingers.

I recommend it just for getting to know your body better though - I never realised just how much vaginal/g-spot stimulation affected the quality of my pleasure.

So all in all yes it was a good buy. Doesn't make me come quickly though like some women have said. I have an orgasm more quickly through intercourse with me lying on top to be honest.

Teensy bit too much information perhaps?

Perfect amount of information for me, thanks Dinner!
Glad you're getting your money's worth - and, yes, I will buy one You and I seem to be among the 25% AnotherMum refers to ...

I'll just have to get over the non-human aspect and the 'amusing' noise. If I can't, it'll go in The Drawer containing previously failed mechanical lovers. They're probably all having sex with each other by now!

Thought of trying one of these G-spot johnnies, as well. One thing at a time, eh. Thank you for renewing my interest in finding something that works :)

Ann Summers have a tester panel...where do I sign up for that??

I have a Promises one, bought at an Ann Summers party, its good it does the job. Im the same as you make I need penetration aswell as clit stimulation but Ive always found it easy to have orgasms so I have one in a few mins with that.

Glad you've found a good'un!