Silly sex question involving pet : You have been warned :-)

[naughtypet]

Namechange here, have been one mumsnet since 2004, knows icod, riven, dementeed etc..

Right, yesterday dh and I had sex, what pertube me is that when we went to bed the cat was on the bed (all spread as if she owed the bed in fact) so we chased her but while we were doing the deed, the cat came back while we were doing it and wouldn't budge and stay on the bed the whole time !!!

So, what does it mean :

A)She didnt move because we were not bothering her, hence the sex was boring ? I mean not a lot of movements in there ?

B) Is our cat a perv ?

Do you have any experience of clingy pet like that ?

We have conceived two children with the dog present or [barf]

years ago, I made the mistake of not shutting my cat out. He watched for a bit and then jumped on top and sat on my husband's back.

It's not a turn on.

Dh was not phased at all by it...obviously lovemaking is not a big deal for him !!!

We have to shut the dog out, he tries to jump on the bad and makes a Weird noise

Yes my cat who has now gone to heaven would also refuse to get off the bed. Why should they it's theirs, we're just the fools who do their bidding.

We used to live in a house share with a friend pre kids so our cat was often locked in our room during sex (as if he was in there when we started the door had to be closed in case housemate wandered upstairs)

He used to attack dp's feet during the deed

After the night he attacked dp's balls though he was banned from the room ever after

Far creepier was a couple of years back when ds2 was a newborn and we had some kittens in the house. We were having sex with the lights off as ds1 was asleep in his crib. At one point dp was sucking on my nipples..... at least i thought it was dp until it bit me and I realised it was one of the bloody kittens after crawling under the blankets with us, smelling milk and latching on

Animals don't mind .

Personally it would put me right off.

pmsl at Hec's cat on her dh's back.

Summerrain : Oh my god...................

worst thing was dp was pissed off enough about all the kittens invading the house so i didn't dare let on what had happened so spent the rest of the session shoving the kitten away surreptitiously... not the most enjoyable sex i've ever had!

x 1000 at summerrain!

Summer

An ex of mine had his labrador puppy at the end of the bed while we were having sex. It was so off putting- I just wanted to get it over with!!

Our old dog (who slept in the bed - on DP's side not mine!) used to know it was going to happen before we did....he could tell if we were just having a sleepy cuddle or if it was going somewhere...he'd jump out of bed and curl up in the corner of the room. He'd get back in when we'd finished. So polite and discreet, bless him!

OMG NOT THE BALLS!!

That's so funny. ;)