what can i get DH for 5th wedding anniversary- its wood apparently

[krisskross]

so i need to get him a wooden gift, by friday, on a limited budget (50 quid absoloute max) and limited shops! HELP!

Buy him a giant wooden butt-plug.

Nice DrunkenDaisy :o

For our 5th I got my DH a mini cricket set (it was also soon after I gave birth to our son), and a decent sleeping bag to use when we go camping in the woods. See what I did there? Vey, vey clever, me. >>nods to self, very amused

Yeah ok sorry.

How about a massive wooden double-endedd dildo?

ok sorry again.

How about a set of panpipes so you can serenade him after a hard day at work?

Or a pair of recorders so you can both accompany the DCs when carol singing?

Or an ethnic wooden fruit boul, in which to catch the placenta of your next love-trophy?

bowl

Hang on, i've got it!

How about a mahogany coffin with your portrait painted on the inside of the lid? And a mural of the DC across the birth?

No?

Gee there's no pleasing some people.

I got my DH an anniversary edition of Scrabble made in wood. It had a plaque with it that I got engraved. I think that was about £50.

A bit specific but we both like playing Scrabble!

Jenga

www.amazon.co.uk/Jeronimo-Giant-Wooden-Tower-Zipped/dp/B000PVXSTY/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1300461177&sr=8-6

A totem pole?