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Text sex suggestions to drive him wild...

35 replies

textualhealing · 06/02/2011 22:04

I've just started dating a guy and I want to remind him what he is missing when we are not together. We text in the evenings before bed as we don't want to start living together yet but we both agree that our texting is far more enjoyable than our goodnight chats. Because we are new, we can almost be more raunchy by text than we ever would do during our evening chats. (We're both middle aged and not used to dating so this is quite exciting to a couple of fuddy duddies!)
I'd like to turn up the volume of the textual side of our relationship. Any ideas folks??

OP posts:
wrinklyraisin · 11/02/2011 18:53

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha Reality that is BRILLIANT. I'm going to use that one on my fella [grin}

wrinklyraisin · 11/02/2011 18:54
Grin

Duh.

FluffyMummy123 · 11/02/2011 18:54

oh this is making me feel slightly sick

IWantWine · 11/02/2011 18:58

RIKU.. brilliant! rofl

UnlikelyAmazonian · 11/02/2011 18:58

I lost one of my gloves.

No seriously. I lost one of my gloves. Seriously.

UnlikelyAmazonian · 11/02/2011 19:01

I just threw my cockrell in the bath and now my cock is all wet Confused

I just threw my umbrella in the bath..

UnlikelyAmazonian · 11/02/2011 19:02

I just threw your sausage in the bath. and now your sausage needs a bus home

SkipToTheEnd · 11/02/2011 19:06

I'd simply text 'I want you inside me' and see what his reply was!

UnlikelyAmazonian · 11/02/2011 19:07

ovensex

UnlikelyAmazonian · 11/02/2011 19:09
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