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Did I ejaculate?

31 replies

NorrisMcSquirter · 02/02/2011 21:38

Or has my pelvic floor finally given up the ghost?

Sooo embarrassed. Last night DH & I were "In flagrante delicto" when he said "Omg, Norris, are you pissing or coming?" as things were, ahem, coming to a head.

TBH I'm not sure what it was!

Wine had been taken, which is why I'm so confused.

OP posts:

ShirleyKnot · 12/03/2011 20:35

Zombie thread bumped by notorious twat trulyscrummy.

Stop posting porn links as well you stupid fucker.

CheerfulMe · 12/03/2011 20:36

Yes, TS likes to search the archives for sex threads and bump them to the top of the page. Bleugghh. Get a life!

trulyscrummy · 12/03/2011 20:36

Wow onehotmomma, Pity you're in a committed relationship (I guess!?)!

ShirleyKnot · 12/03/2011 20:39

Why he doesn't just stay on his porno shit and leave Mumsnet alone?

Perhaps his mum has blocked the porn sites. And I'm not inferring here that trulyscrummy is a young man either.

Thingumy · 12/03/2011 20:39

No-one chatting to you on adult friend finder TS?

trulyscrummy · 12/03/2011 20:42

You ladies can be quite merciless at times! Most emasculating!

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