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please give me one new things I can do to or with my DH tonight (sex related)

20 replies

mckenzie · 24/01/2011 15:03

He's tired and I'm not feeling great but he's worked all weekend and is away from wednesday this week until monday so we have a window of opportunity tonight and tomorrow night and we don't want to waste it.

Please can you teach me something new I can do to get us both swiftly into the mood.

TIA

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EricNorthmansMistress · 24/01/2011 15:21

Hard to do without knowing what you normally do! If he's tired can you give him a massage? Quite easy to do with a bit of oil and feels very luxurious.
If you're tired and poorly you won't have the energy for a big production I assume Wink

Malificence · 24/01/2011 15:22

Try the sex positions 101 website, the animated cartoons are both amusing and informative Wink

If you are under the weather then I suggest you use some lube, it will make everything feel so much nicer.

Actually, spending time on enjoying all aspects of sex and intimacy is the greatest sexual gift you can give one another.

Hairyjumper · 24/01/2011 15:28

Beer, Steak and chips, blow job

onehotmomma · 24/01/2011 15:44

LMAO Hairy Grin

get an icecube (let it melt a little in water first) and use your tongue to push it all over his body, make sure your bedroom is warm first though lol

Get him to massage your boobs with baby oil. One of my DH's faves Blush

BitOfFun · 24/01/2011 15:46

Don't give him a blow-job with listerine in your mouth though. Takes the skin right off. Apparently.

Mouseface · 24/01/2011 15:46

Grin at Hairyjumper you are a man aren't you? Wink

Mouseface · 24/01/2011 15:47

BOF - Aquafresh mouthwash is just as bad according to DH Grin

Malificence · 24/01/2011 16:01

She said a new thing hairy. Wink

Anyway, she may prefer wine, sushi and cunnilingus. Grin

pink4ever · 24/01/2011 16:45

Alternate between riding him silly,blowing him and sitting on his face? Works for us!Wink

Malificence · 24/01/2011 17:31

Sounds like a typical Friday night in our house pink. Grin

Hairyjumper · 24/01/2011 21:47

Nah, not a man, but have known a few.

The beer and steak alone usually works in our house!

QueenLaQueefer · 24/01/2011 22:09

Rimming?

mckenzie · 25/01/2011 09:35

thanks for all you posts. I did a little of everything you suggested I think, except the last suggestion, and added a little basque number that I found into the mix too. Grin

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AnyFucker · 25/01/2011 09:36

reptile sex

try that one tonight

KerryMumbles · 25/01/2011 09:36

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mckenzie · 25/01/2011 09:57

He may well like it KerryMumbles but I wouldn't like doing it.

Whats Reptile sex?

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PigletJohn · 25/01/2011 10:36

AF's special interest, I think

I have to disappoint her though.

StickyProblem · 25/01/2011 10:42

PMSL at reptile sex. "I've laid my eggs in the bathroom dear, off you go." Grin

AnyFucker · 25/01/2011 10:54
Grin

john...are you stalking me for my reptile sex ?

PigletJohn · 25/01/2011 16:30

onehotmomma Mon 24-Jan-11 15:44:22
...Get him to massage your boobs with baby oil. One of my DH's faves

One of your DHs?

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