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I want to buy a vibrator where do I look?.

22 replies

CrawlingInMySkin · 30/11/2010 10:32

Hi I want to spice mine and dp sex life up and I wish to get a vibrator I have never done this sort of thing so does anyone have any suggestions on where to look? and what to get? I have not bothered name changing after two children I no longer feel embarrassment Grin.

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sexy2shoes · 30/11/2010 11:15

Try this website (Honey Love)

Malificence · 30/11/2010 11:23

Not again. Hmm

If someone is stupid enough not to be able to find what they are looking for on the internet, they don't deserve pointing in the right direction, they'd probably have their eye out with a vibe. Wink

CrawlingInMySkin · 30/11/2010 11:33

Hi Malificence I am sorry if my op offends you I am nervous of searching for sex related things on the internet because I was a victim of rape and I don't wish to trigger it by coming across a pornography site normally I would search myself.

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orangina · 30/11/2010 11:35

Haha Mal!

orangina · 30/11/2010 11:35

(oh dear, just x posted with OP, sorry.....)

Blush
Rannaldini · 30/11/2010 11:38

gosh hth!

Malificence · 30/11/2010 11:41

Sorry crawling Blush - there has been a spamming troll for a couple of weeks now and I assumed that this thread was another variation, I haven't seen any posts by you before.

Anne summers.
Bondara.
Pabo.

I'd suggest a bullet type ( one with multiple speeds) rather than a huge rabbit, they are versatile and don't get in the way of actually having sex. Smile

Malificence · 30/11/2010 11:42

Rannaldini, sorry, what was the link for? I couldn't quite make it out. Wink

CrawlingInMySkin · 30/11/2010 11:44

It is ok you can search my history if you wish my story is all on there and you can see I am not trolling Grin.

Plus I have been here long enough to see how many problems trolling can cause. Thank you,

I shall look on sexy2shoes (thank you sexy2shoes) link and find something there Grin

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CrawlingInMySkin · 30/11/2010 11:46

I will also take your advice r.e bullet thank you Smile

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Malificence · 30/11/2010 11:46

Please don't, she/he/it is the same spammer!

The way the link opens is the giveaway - MN will delete her posts like they did yesterday when she revived ancient threads to spam on. Wink

CrawlingInMySkin · 30/11/2010 11:49

Thanks for giving me a warning I am so gullable sometimes Blush

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orangina · 30/11/2010 11:51

Do try lovehoney... the reviews are both useful and (er) eye opening.....

CuppaTeaJanice · 30/11/2010 11:56

I got one from a pound shop up in Stoke on Trent.

Don't assume bigger is better - the smaller ones are far more effective!

Malificence · 30/11/2010 12:04

Which pound shop janice?

I've got a 3 pronged massager {looks like a llittle space ship on legs) that is put to good use on me and DH Grin, it takes AA batteries so is quite powerful.

The trouble with vibes is that you have to try them to see if they are effective, I agree that the small ones are better. Wink

Vibrating cock-rings are good fun too. Smile

AnyFucker · 30/11/2010 12:06

mal, we mislaid a cock ring in the house the other night

any idea where it might be ?

am dreading the Xmas visit by the in-laws, who seem to find embarassing things like needles in bloody haystacks Grin

Malificence · 30/11/2010 13:53

Did it fly off in the heat of passion? Grin

I lost one of the disposable ones, I had wrapped it in a baby wipe and I gathered it up with tissues from the bedside table and binned it. 'Twas a freebie though, from the company that shall not be named. Wink

gailforce1 · 30/11/2010 14:50

Has anyone tried the Femblossom range from Emotional bliss (sorry don't have the skills to link)? These heat up and are not the usual shape. They are £34.99 and would be interested to hear some feedback before ordering.

AnyFucker · 30/11/2010 16:16

Grin @ mal

nah, it just kinda disappeared after a heavy sesh and we never found it

perhaps it's hiding up my chuff < ahem >

(imagines MIL picking it up from behind a cushion and brandishing it in front of the aged aunts)

CuppaTeaJanice · 30/11/2010 16:51

The pound shop where Kwik Save used to be, just round the corner from the Spode factory.

Bought in 1996, still going strong!!!Grin

Malificence · 30/11/2010 17:09

AF, have you changed the bed you dirty mare? Wink Perhaps it's worked it's way into a pillowcase or between the bed and base?

I woke up on Saturday morning with a tissue stuck on my face Confused, we'd had some early fun, had a cuppa then gone back to sleep as it was snowing - how it had worked it's way from my chuff to my face I don't know. 7am on a Saturday is too early for such shenannigans. Smile

AnyFucker · 30/11/2010 17:24

bed ?

who said anything about a bed ? Wink

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