Sorry to hear this Jellylegs; I hope he has something planned, or will make up for it later on.
Best wishes on your birthday. I read this and it certainly cheered me up, so hopefully it will make you smile.
February 27, 2006: Argentina - Angry wife Rosella DeGambos got her blabbermouth parrot Bozo to testify in court, who then spilled all the family secrets within a two-hour appearance. ?I knew he?d seen everything that my husband Carlos did when my back was turned,? Mrs. DeGambos said in an interview about her bizarre divorce court ploy. ?And I knew he had the vocabulary to describe what he?d witnessed.
According to Nature?s Corner, the parrot described three ?pretty dollies? that Carlos had ?tickled? while his wife was away. He also identified the women in photographs, calling them by their correct names. ?I used to think that Carlos was a faithful husband but Bozo let me know about a year ago that something was up when I wasn?t home,? Mrs. DeGambos said. ?He was using new words, words of love. And he began giggling in a high-pitched feminine voice. He kept saying, ?No Carlos, not here,? and things like that. I knew if the lawyers could get him to testify, there was plenty of information they could get from him.? Shown one picture of the 23-year-old beautician Carlos allegedly wooed in his home, the bird shrieked, ?Honeybun, I love you.? When Mrs. DeGambos? attorney asked the bird, ?Who loves Carlos?? the winged witness said, ?Ruby loves Carlos, Ruby loves her baby.? Coincidently, Ruby is DeGambos? young and voluptuous secretary. Judge Agusto, let Bozo?s testimony stand and granted the Mrs. her divorce. The first such ruling in the world.
* sings* I know what I want for my forthcoming birthday. 
Big hugs!
SA