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62 replies

MrFresh · 26/07/2010 15:26

Is it fair to say that they are easier to get into bed than single girls without children? Why is this?
I'm not trolling, just generally looking for valid input, maybe from some single mother's on here if there are any?

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DuelingFanjo · 26/07/2010 16:55

Ah - so now the 'insults' begin.

Who runs betfair by the way?

toccatanfudge · 26/07/2010 16:56

ahh well parties over - he's been banned according to his latest post over on betfair

JanHoward · 26/07/2010 17:01

I haven't, but I come in peace, this place is a goldmine for tips for dealing with our 5 week old. I'll keep schtum and sit in the corner. Shalom...

gettingeasier · 26/07/2010 17:33

FFS you use this site for genuine reasons and then do this? What a complete c**t you are lucky kid with you as a father you might want to grow up mate

GirlWithTheMouseyHair · 26/07/2010 17:56

this is hilarious, i didn't realise people over the age of 13 actually bothered wasting their time trolling on here!

at least the pre-pubescents havea bit more imagination and keep us guessing for a few posts

poshsinglemum · 26/07/2010 19:45

Nah- Ive always been an easy lay!

Taghain · 26/07/2010 19:47

oooh, PSM.
If I'd known I'd have chatted you up.

Rafwife · 26/07/2010 20:59

Maybe if you spent less time googling and more timing cooking, cleaning and giving blow jobs, you'd all have a man around the house

House is clean...phew.. hubby has just finished dinner, he cooks well......phew and when hubby has sorted his uniform off he may get a suck, and I swallow.

Looks like that's your theory out of the window then.

aegeansky · 26/07/2010 21:33

Mr Fresh,

You are absolutely right. Single mums get into their own beds without anyone even asking them. That's how eager they are to get into bed.

Single girls without children do not need beds at all. 'I'll sleep when I'm dead,' one was reported to say recently.

Research backs up both these findings.

aegeansky · 26/07/2010 21:36

Mr Fresh,

You are absolutely right. Single mums get into their own beds without anyone even asking them. That's how eager they are to get into bed.

Single girls without children do not need beds at all. 'I'll sleep when I'm dead,' one was reported to say recently.

Research backs up both these findings.

LadyBiscuit · 26/07/2010 21:40

It's because of twats like you that I'm single. Frankly my rockchick does the job better and I don't have to massage a fragile ego afterwards

SolidGoldBrass · 26/07/2010 21:49

Here's how to make it easier to get laid: Wash regularly, pay sufficient attention to what you wear to make sure that your clothes suit and flatter you and work on your social skills.
Job done.

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