Can't believe R5 are doing this to Shelagh...

[extremelychocolateymilkroll]

COLIN PATERSON FFS is doing Breakfast with the poor girl tomorrow. I don't even listen to the programme but am even offended by hearing this being plugged during the day. Surely they can't that desperate? Is it a Campbell inspired ploy to make him seem ultra professional?

Anyone who is not Nicky Campbell is fine by me. Colin Paterson's voice brings on my migraine but he has ( so far) not developed into the insufferable twit that NC now is. Maybe always was, I don't know.

I do listen to the programme except that I have to keep turning NC off so it's a bit of an interrupted experience. I only heard the last 10 mins this am as I had a lie in

I did then wonder why CP was going on about footballers then realised he was, for once, not standing outside the Odeon, Leicester Square.